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All right I'm gonna go make a protein shake
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Well, I'm gonna go make a protein shake

Jason:
Well, I'm gonna go make a protein shake

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All right I'm gonna go make a protein shake
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,206
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:04
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.

Actors

Jason Segel
Jason
Jason Segel
Katherine Heigl
Alison Scott
Katherine Heigl
You must be angry at the baby whenever it steals your food huhLike Oh this is mine not yours but you knowbecause you're family you gotta share - Knocked Up 00:11
You must be angry at the baby whenever it steals your food...
Man my balls are shavedMy pubes are trimmed I am ready to fuckin' rock this shitWhat the fuck man If I go in there and see fuckin' pubessprinkled on the toilet seat I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mindLast time I went to the bathroom Jay I took a shitand my - Knocked Up 00:18
Man my balls are shavedMy pubes are trimmed I am ready to...
You're embarrassing me in company You embarrass yourself - Knocked Up 00:06
You're embarrassing me in company You embarrass...
Our baby's gonna be French Canadian With a little hint of SpanishExactly I I'm not good with accents Laughs - Knocked Up 00:07
Our baby's gonna be French Canadian With a little hint...
So, what do you think? - Knocked Up 00:31
So, what do you think?
Do you really want to - Knocked Up 00:09
Do you really want to
You're a sweet guy, right? - Knocked Up 00:23
You're a sweet guy, right?
Where do babies come fromDebbie Where do you think they come fromSadie Well I think the stork he umhe drops it downand then a hole goes in your bodyand there's blood everywhere coming out of your headand then you push your belly button and then your butt - Knocked Up 00:25
Where do babies come fromDebbie Where do you think they come...
What do you think of him He's funny rightMm hmmFetchAll right bring it backHe's playing fetch with my kidsHe's treating my kids like they're dogs - Knocked Up 00:15
What do you think of him He's funny rightMm hmmFetchAll...
I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubblesThat's sadIt's totally sadTheir smiling faces just point outyour inability to enjoy anything - Knocked Up 00:13
I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like...
Just don't ask me to lend you any money you knowCould I just have some No - Knocked Up 00:09
Just don't ask me to lend you any money you knowCould I...
You know who I'd like to get pregnantis that Felicity Huffman manEver since Transamerica I can't get her out of my mind - Knocked Up 00:07
You know who I'd like to get pregnantis that Felicity...
Look man I didn't go to Yale so I could work 12 hours a dayI thought you went to Santa Monica City CollegeI went where I went Jason - Knocked Up 00:08
Look man I didn't go to Yale so I could work 12 hours a...
Fuck offJason Yeah well you still have a little dick Cartman - Knocked Up 00:06
Fuck offJason Yeah well you still have a little dick Cartman
How long you kids been marriedWe're not NoYou're single She's not singleShe's just not marriedAre you two together - Knocked Up 00:10
How long you kids been marriedWe're not NoYou're...
Hey You wanna trade boyfriends LaughsJust kidding Kind of Laughs - Knocked Up 00:10
Hey You wanna trade boyfriends LaughsJust kidding Kind of...
That is not your vaginaThat's your asshole - Knocked Up 00:06
That is not your vaginaThat's your asshole
Hi Great jobThanks for you - Knocked Up 00:05
Hi Great jobThanks for you
God you're an assholeDon't do this in front of BenI don't give a shit about BenSorry Ben It's okay I didn't think she did anyway - Knocked Up 00:12
God you're an assholeDon't do this in front of...
You know they say don't drink and driveUh huh Don't drink and bone - Knocked Up 00:06
You know they say don't drink and driveUh huh...