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What?

Alison Scott:
I'm pregnant.Ben Stone:Fuck off!Alison Scott:What?Ben Stone:What?

Full Transcript

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Here goes Um I'm pregnant
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Fuck off What
Available in 6 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
676
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:33
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.

Actors

Katherine Heigl
Alison Scott
Katherine Heigl
Seth Rogen
Ben Stone
Seth Rogen
What I'm pregnantWith emotion With a baby - Knocked Up 00:07
What I'm pregnantWith emotion With a baby
Obviously I was drunk Was your vagina drunk - Knocked Up 00:05
Obviously I was drunk Was your vagina drunk
I'm a fuckin' inventor I made a dick skin condomHe hollowed out a penis and put it on What the fuck - Knocked Up 00:08
I'm a fuckin' inventor I made a dick skin condomHe...
Allison Scott? - Knocked Up 00:40
Allison Scott?
Nice office. - Knocked Up 00:05
Nice office.
Well you do look a lot like your sister - Knocked Up 00:04
Well you do look a lot like your sister
This is gonna be cold. - Knocked Up 00:07
This is gonna be cold.
Okay, there's the cervix. - Knocked Up 00:55
Okay, there's the cervix.
I can't fuckin' believe you didn't wear a bag Who does thatWhy did we go to Costco and buy a year's supply of condomsif you weren't gonna use 'em manI can't believe you did this You fucked everything upJason The real point is not to get yourself in this - Knocked Up 00:21
I can't fuckin' believe you didn't wear a bag...
All right I'm I'm gonna be there to rear your childYou hear that Ben Don't let him near the kidHe wants to rear your child Laughing - Knocked Up 00:09
All right I'm I'm gonna be there to rear your...
How can you not tell them Well they're not gonna knowI'm only gonna start to show when I'mlike I don't know six months or somethingSeven months Three monthsNo Three monthsFat in the face Jowls Fat assDebbie didn't get fatDebbie is a freak of nature - Knocked Up 00:18
How can you not tell them Well they're not gonna...
Yes I do and I won't say it for little Baby Ears over there - Knocked Up 00:10
Yes I do and I won't say it for little Baby Ears over...
Life doesn't care about your vision okayStuff happens You just gotta deal with it - Knocked Up 00:07
Life doesn't care about your vision okayStuff happens...
Do you use that Canadian flag tattoo as a cum target of some sort - Knocked Up 00:09
Do you use that Canadian flag tattoo as a cum target of some...
If it grows in the ground it's probably okay - Knocked Up 00:04
If it grows in the ground it's probably okay
You're the best thing that ever happened to meI'm the best thing that ever happened to you YeahNow I just feel bad for you Laughs - Knocked Up 00:11
You're the best thing that ever happened to meI'm...
Hey. Hi. You look beautiful. Thank you. No problem. Come on in. Everyone, this is Allison. Hi. Ally. - Knocked Up 01:00
Hey. Hi. You look beautiful. Thank you. No problem. Come on...
All right I'm gonna go make a protein shake - Knocked Up 00:05
All right I'm gonna go make a protein shake
You must be angry at the baby whenever it steals your food huhLike Oh this is mine not yours but you knowbecause you're family you gotta share - Knocked Up 00:11
You must be angry at the baby whenever it steals your food...
Man my balls are shavedMy pubes are trimmed I am ready to fuckin' rock this shitWhat the fuck man If I go in there and see fuckin' pubessprinkled on the toilet seat I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mindLast time I went to the bathroom Jay I took a shitand my - Knocked Up 00:18
Man my balls are shavedMy pubes are trimmed I am ready to...