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Knocked Up

She looks really... smart

Jason:

She looks really... smart

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Duration
9 seconds
Views
547
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:23
Uploaded
Nov 22, 2022
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.

Actors

Jason Segel
Jason
Jason Segel
Paul Rudd
Pete
Paul Rudd
You're a sweet guy, right? - Knocked Up 00:23
You're a sweet guy, right?
Where do babies come fromDebbie Where do you think they come fromSadie Well I think the stork he umhe drops it downand then a hole goes in your bodyand there's blood everywhere coming out of your headand then you push your belly button and then your butt - Knocked Up 00:25
Where do babies come fromDebbie Where do you think they come...
What do you think of him He's funny rightMm hmmFetchAll right bring it backHe's playing fetch with my kidsHe's treating my kids like they're dogs - Knocked Up 00:15
What do you think of him He's funny rightMm hmmFetchAll...
I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubblesThat's sadIt's totally sadTheir smiling faces just point outyour inability to enjoy anything - Knocked Up 00:13
I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like...
Just don't ask me to lend you any money you knowCould I just have some No - Knocked Up 00:09
Just don't ask me to lend you any money you knowCould I...
You know who I'd like to get pregnantis that Felicity Huffman manEver since Transamerica I can't get her out of my mind - Knocked Up 00:07
You know who I'd like to get pregnantis that Felicity...
Look man I didn't go to Yale so I could work 12 hours a dayI thought you went to Santa Monica City CollegeI went where I went Jason - Knocked Up 00:08
Look man I didn't go to Yale so I could work 12 hours a...
Fuck offJason Yeah well you still have a little dick Cartman - Knocked Up 00:06
Fuck offJason Yeah well you still have a little dick Cartman
How long you kids been marriedWe're not NoYou're single She's not singleShe's just not marriedAre you two together - Knocked Up 00:10
How long you kids been marriedWe're not NoYou're...
Hey You wanna trade boyfriends LaughsJust kidding Kind of Laughs - Knocked Up 00:10
Hey You wanna trade boyfriends LaughsJust kidding Kind of...
That is not your vaginaThat's your asshole - Knocked Up 00:06
That is not your vaginaThat's your asshole
Hi Great jobThanks for you - Knocked Up 00:05
Hi Great jobThanks for you
God you're an assholeDon't do this in front of BenI don't give a shit about BenSorry Ben It's okay I didn't think she did anyway - Knocked Up 00:12
God you're an assholeDon't do this in front of...
You know they say don't drink and driveUh huh Don't drink and bone - Knocked Up 00:06
You know they say don't drink and driveUh huh...
Oh like Mr SkinWho's Mr Skin Dude Mr Skin - Knocked Up 00:06
Oh like Mr SkinWho's Mr Skin Dude Mr Skin
Well fuck me in the beard - Knocked Up 00:04
Well fuck me in the beard
You criticize them a lotand then they get so down on themselvesthat they're forced to change - Knocked Up 00:08
You criticize them a lotand then they get so down on...
Yeah I like it Ben It is a good planuntil her water breaks all over Robert De Niro's shoesImpersonating De Niro My shoesHey there's all this baby goo on itImpersonating De Niro These shoesAllison Laughs Hey on these shoesDid you puke on my shoes Did your - Knocked Up 00:18
Yeah I like it Ben It is a good planuntil her water breaks...
Isn't it weird though when you have a kidand all your dreams and hopes just go right out the window - Knocked Up 00:06
Isn't it weird though when you have a kidand all your...
Where we're going we don't need roads - Knocked Up 00:05
Where we're going we don't need roads