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Knocked Up

FUCK ME!

Ben Stone: FUCK ME!

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Fuck me
Available in 5 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
97
Timestamp in Movie
01:08:19
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.
You know, it's times like this... - Knocked Up 00:27
You know, it's times like this...
Well maybe it's 'cause Steely Dan gargles my balls - Knocked Up 00:05
Well maybe it's 'cause Steely Dan gargles my balls
She doesn't have a gun, does she? - Knocked Up 00:09
She doesn't have a gun, does she?
Looks like no one's home. - Knocked Up 00:08
Looks like no one's home.
I kinda feel bad for Pete. - Knocked Up 00:34
I kinda feel bad for Pete.
Hey Pete don't let the doorhit you in the vagina on the way out - Knocked Up 00:06
Hey Pete don't let the doorhit you in the vagina on the...
That guy says Don't let the door hit you in the vaginaon the way out LaughingYeah I heard him That was hilarious - Knocked Up 00:10
That guy says Don't let the door hit you in the...
Well what'd you do last Wednesday nightwhen you said you went to see a bandI went to the moviesWith who By myselfWhat'd you see Spider Man 3Why do you want to go by yourself Why didn't you ask me to goBecause I needed to get away you knowWith work and you - Knocked Up 01:10
Well what'd you do last Wednesday nightwhen you said...
You just think because you don't yellthat you're not mean but this is mean - Knocked Up 00:09
You just think because you don't yellthat you're...
Can you let me back in the car please? - Knocked Up 00:10
Can you let me back in the car please?
I have no clue where we are. - Knocked Up 00:08
I have no clue where we are.
It's a girl Buy some pink shit Nice - Knocked Up 00:05
It's a girl Buy some pink shit Nice
You know what Go Go fuck your fucking bongyou fuck I will fuck my bongDoggy style for once Loud Groan - Knocked Up 00:10
You know what Go Go fuck your fucking bongyou fuck I will...
Marriage is like that show Everybody Loves Raymondbut it's not funnyAll the problems are the same but you knowinstead of all the funny pithy dialogueeverybody's just really pissed off and tense - Knocked Up 00:14
Marriage is like that show Everybody Loves Raymondbut...
Marriage is like an unfunny tense versionof Everybody Loves RaymondBut it doesn't last 22 minutesSighing It lasts forever - Knocked Up 00:13
Marriage is like an unfunny tense versionof Everybody Loves...
What happened We got pinkeyeWere you givin' each other butterfly kisses or somethin'Mocking Laugh Very funny That's not how you get pinkeyeYou get it from poo particles makin' their way into your ocular cavitiesHey Ben How's it goin' YoUm I farted on - Knocked Up 00:50
What happened We got pinkeyeWere you givin' each other...
Now that's how you get pinkeye - Knocked Up 00:05
Now that's how you get pinkeye
I'm not gonna go to the end of the fuckin' line Who the fuck are youI have just as much of a right to be hereas any of these little skanky girlsAm I not skanky enough for youWant me to hike up my fucking skirtWhat the fuck is your problemI'm not going - Knocked Up 01:36
I'm not gonna go to the end of the fuckin' line...
What the fuck is she doin' at the clubThat's not even good parenting right thereYour old ass should know better than that - Knocked Up 00:09
What the fuck is she doin' at the clubThat's not...
This was a great idea, man. - Knocked Up 00:07
This was a great idea, man.