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Hey Doc Howard Ben Stone callingGuess what the fuck's upAllison's going into labor and you are not fucking here No Where are youYou're at a fuckin' bar mitzvah in San Francisco you motherfucking piece

Hey Doc Howard, Ben Stone calling, guess what the fuck's up? Allison is going into labor...

Knocked Up • 2007

Ben Stone:
Hey Doc Howard, Ben Stone calling, guess what the fuck's up? Allison is going into labor and you are not fucking here, you know where you're at? Your at a fucking bar mitzvah in San Francisco you motherfucking piece of shit, and you know what I'm gonna have to do now? I'm going have to kill you, I'm gonna pop a fucking cap in your ass. You're dead, you're Tupac, you are fucking Biggie you piece of shit, I hope you fucking die or drop the chair and kill that fucking kid... I hope your plane crashes, peace fucker!

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Hey Doc Howard Ben Stone calling

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Guess what the fuck's up

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Allison's going into labor and you are not fucking here No Where are you

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You're at a fuckin' bar mitzvah in San Francisco you motherfucking piece of shit

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And you know what I'm gonna have to do now

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I'm gonna have to kill you I'm gonna have to pop a fucking cap in your ass

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You're dead You're Tupac You are fuckin' Biggie you piece of shit

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I hope you fuckin' die or drop the fuckin' chair and kill that fuckin' kid

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I hope your plane crashes Peace fucker

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الطبيب هاورد ليس متواجد الليله

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ولكن كل شئ سيكون بخير يمكنك الأطمئنان

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لا و لا اريد منك مساعدتي لأنك لا اعرف من انت

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اريد طبيبي يجب عليك ان تجعله يتصل بي

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اوه تبا حسنا

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اوه تبا

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مرحبا

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بين انها انا هل يمكنك القدوم لأن الطفل سيخرج هل يمكنك القدوم

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Vous devez me donner son numéro d'accord

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Le Dr Howard n'est pas disponible ce soir

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Mais je vous assure que ça va bien se passer

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Non je ne veux pas de votre aide car je ne vous connais pas

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Je veux mon maudit médecin Arrangez vous pour qu'il m'appelle

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Merde Tres bien

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Merde

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Dr Howard malam ini tidak ada

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Tapi segalanya akan baik baik saja aku jamin

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aku tak ingin kau membantuku karena aku tak tahu siapa kau

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aku ingin dokterku sendiri kau pastikan dia meneleponku

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Oh sialan Oke

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El Dr Howard no está disponible esta noche

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Pero todo saldrá bien se lo aseguro

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No quiero que me ayude usted porque no tengo idea de quién es

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Quiero a mi maldito médico Dígale que me llame

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Ay rayos Bueno

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Ay maldición

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Hola

Available in 5 languages

Duration

32 seconds

Views

1,233

Timestamp in Movie

01:47:53

Uploaded

Mar 11, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.

Actors

Ben Stone