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Knocked Up

I live in your phone!

Ben Stone:
I live in your phone!

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Hey I live in your phone Oh
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,206
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:48
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.

Actors

Seth Rogen
Ben Stone
Seth Rogen
They're here! - Knocked Up 00:17
They're here!
Oh, no. - Knocked Up 00:21
Oh, no.
Scoffs He spelled coming wrongOh it's cum YeahOh that's gross Just go to Contact Us - Knocked Up 00:09
Scoffs He spelled coming wrongOh it's cum YeahOh...
It still clicks - Knocked Up 00:07
It still clicks
She like a the way your dick taste - Knocked Up 00:05
She like a the way your dick taste
Here goes Um I'm pregnantFuck off What - Knocked Up 00:07
Here goes Um I'm pregnantFuck off What
What I'm pregnantWith emotion With a baby - Knocked Up 00:07
What I'm pregnantWith emotion With a baby
Obviously I was drunk Was your vagina drunk - Knocked Up 00:05
Obviously I was drunk Was your vagina drunk
I'm a fuckin' inventor I made a dick skin condomHe hollowed out a penis and put it on What the fuck - Knocked Up 00:08
I'm a fuckin' inventor I made a dick skin condomHe...
Allison Scott? - Knocked Up 00:40
Allison Scott?
Nice office. - Knocked Up 00:05
Nice office.
Well you do look a lot like your sister - Knocked Up 00:04
Well you do look a lot like your sister
This is gonna be cold. - Knocked Up 00:07
This is gonna be cold.
Okay, there's the cervix. - Knocked Up 00:55
Okay, there's the cervix.
I can't fuckin' believe you didn't wear a bag Who does thatWhy did we go to Costco and buy a year's supply of condomsif you weren't gonna use 'em manI can't believe you did this You fucked everything upJason The real point is not to get yourself in this - Knocked Up 00:21
I can't fuckin' believe you didn't wear a bag...
All right I'm I'm gonna be there to rear your childYou hear that Ben Don't let him near the kidHe wants to rear your child Laughing - Knocked Up 00:09
All right I'm I'm gonna be there to rear your...
How can you not tell them Well they're not gonna knowI'm only gonna start to show when I'mlike I don't know six months or somethingSeven months Three monthsNo Three monthsFat in the face Jowls Fat assDebbie didn't get fatDebbie is a freak of nature - Knocked Up 00:18
How can you not tell them Well they're not gonna...
Yes I do and I won't say it for little Baby Ears over there - Knocked Up 00:10
Yes I do and I won't say it for little Baby Ears over...
Life doesn't care about your vision okayStuff happens You just gotta deal with it - Knocked Up 00:07
Life doesn't care about your vision okayStuff happens...
Do you use that Canadian flag tattoo as a cum target of some sort - Knocked Up 00:09
Do you use that Canadian flag tattoo as a cum target of some...