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HelloHey what's up Daddy What are you doin'Just smokin' a joint drinkin' some beers You know rockin'
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Knocked Up

Just smoking a joint. Drinking some beers. You know? Rockin

Ben Stone:
Hello?Jason:Hey! What's up, Daddy? What are you doing?Ben Stone:Just smoking a joint. Drinking some beers. You know? Rockin

Full Transcript

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Hello
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Hey what's up Daddy What are you doin'
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Just smokin' a joint drinkin' some beers You know rockin'
Duration
10 seconds
Views
1,187
Timestamp in Movie
01:43:24
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.

Actors

Seth Rogen
Ben Stone
Seth Rogen
Jason Segel
Jason
Jason Segel
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Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck...
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Oh, don't run out of gas.
Or Saturday You never know We might see it all in one day - Knocked Up 00:04
Or Saturday You never know We might see it all in one day
I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bongIt's okay I didn't - Knocked Up 00:06
I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bongIt's okay I...
Hey Doc Howard Ben Stone callingGuess what the fuck's upAllison's going into labor and you are not fucking here No Where are youYou're at a fuckin' bar mitzvah in San Francisco you motherfucking piece of shitAnd you know what I'm gonna have to do nowI'm - Knocked Up 00:32
Hey Doc Howard Ben Stone callingGuess what the fuck's...
Allison, I apologize for being a little brash, but if you're okay with it, it's rather important... - Knocked Up 00:18
Allison, I apologize for being a little brash, but if...
I'm gonna Murderball you - Knocked Up 00:03
I'm gonna Murderball you
I'd like to be in there with Allison without youOkay I understand how you feelbut this isn't up to youLook Debbieyou are high off your assif you think you're comin' into that roomIf you take one step towards that doorI will tell Security there's a crazy - Knocked Up 00:39
I'd like to be in there with Allison without youOkay I...
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No no I mean granted gynecology's only a hobby of...
You ever get so boredyou just stare at your ballsI bet you do late John Lennon Chuckles - Knocked Up 00:10
You ever get so boredyou just stare at your ballsI bet you...
Who is that Is that Ben's rabbiIs he the one who cuts the penisI think it's Matisyahu - Knocked Up 00:10
Who is that Is that Ben's rabbiIs he the one who cuts...
Then your mommy saidJust do it alreadywhich was very confusing to DaddySo I listened to the most literal translation of thatand I just did it all readyWhat would you doDon't tell Mommybut it was the smartest thing I ever did listening to her'cause now - Knocked Up 00:21
Then your mommy saidJust do it alreadywhich was very...
Hi, you. - Knocked Up 00:44
Hi, you.
I hope your apartment's big enough for the three of usOh it definitely isThat's why I got one in East L A the rentIt's hugeThe only thing is we have to decideif we're Crips or Bloods before we get thereWell I look good in red I look good in blueThe - Knocked Up 00:18
I hope your apartment's big enough for the three of...
Ben No these guys can honk all they wantI ain't going faster than 12It might take us around three hours to get home though - Knocked Up 00:08
Ben No these guys can honk all they wantI ain't going...