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How long you kids been marriedWe're not NoYou're single She's not singleShe's just not marriedAre you two together
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Knocked Up

Are you two together?

Young Doctor:
How long you kids been married?Ben Stone:We're not married.Young Doctor:Are you single?Ben Stone:She's not single, she's just not married.Young Doctor:Are you two together?

Full Transcript

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How long you kids been married
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We're not No
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You're single She's not single
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She's just not married
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Are you two together
Available in 6 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
554
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:59
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.

Actors

B. J. Novak
Young Doctor
B. J. Novak
Seth Rogen
Ben Stone
Seth Rogen
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