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Jonah:
I can't believe you didn't fucking wear a bag, WHO DOES THAT?Jason:Why did we go to Costco and buy a year's supply of condoms if you weren't gonna use 'em, man?Jonah:I can't believe you did this. You fucked everything up.Jason:The real point is not to get yourself into this position, that's what you have to realize. You gotta know all the tricks like, for example, if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity.Jonah:Well that's true. Everyone knows that.Jason:What goes up must come down
I can't believe you didn't fucking wear a bag, WHO DOES THAT?Jason:Why did we go to Costco and buy a year's supply of condoms if you weren't gonna use 'em, man?Jonah:I can't believe you did this. You fucked everything up.Jason:The real point is not to get yourself into this position, that's what you have to realize. You gotta know all the tricks like, for example, if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity.Jonah:Well that's true. Everyone knows that.Jason:What goes up must come down
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I can't fuckin' believe you didn't wear a bag Who does that
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Why did we go to Costco and buy a year's supply of condoms
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if you weren't gonna use 'em man
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I can't believe you did this You fucked everything up
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Jason The real point is not to get yourself in this position
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That's what you have to realize
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You gotta know all the tricks
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Like for example if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant
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It's just gravity Well that's true Everyone knows that
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Jason What goes up must come down
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Movie Summary
For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.


