I can't believe you didn't fucking wear a bag, WHO DOES THAT? Why did we go to Costco and...
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Jonah:
I can't believe you didn't fucking wear a bag, WHO DOES THAT?
Jason:
Why did we go to Costco and buy a year's supply of condoms if you weren't gonna use 'em, man?
Jonah:
I can't believe you did this. You fucked everything up.
Jason:
The real point is not to get yourself into this position, that's what you have to realize. You gotta know all the tricks like, for example, if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity.
Jonah:
Well that's true. Everyone knows that.
Jason:
What goes up must come down.
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I can't fucking believe you didn't wear a bag
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Who does that
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Why did we go to Costco and buy a year's supply of condoms
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if you weren't gonna use them man
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I can't believe you did this You fucked everything up
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Look the real point is not to get yourself in this position
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That's what you have to realize
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You gotta know all the tricks
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Like for example if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant
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It's just gravity Well that's true Everyone knows that
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What goes up must come down
Clip duration: 28 seconds
Views: 430
Timestamp in movie: 00h 36m 13s
Uploaded: 22 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.
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00:15 What time is it
00:19 I'm only gonna start to show when I'm like
00:09 He spelled coming wrong
00:06 Just stop talking
00:06 Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck ...
00:07 Gynecology is only a hobby of mine
00:15 Until her water breaks all over Robert De Niro's shoes
00:07 I'm going to murderball you
00:08 There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room
00:10 Is that Ben's Rabbi
00:08 Did we have sex
00:09 He hollowed out a penis and put it on
00:15 Ever since I saw Transamerica
00:11 These guys can honk all they want
00:04 You're supposed to be tempted into shaving
00:33 I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line
00:12 Marriage is like an unfunny tense version of Everybody Loves...
00:07 Just don't ask me to lend you any money you know
00:09 Never do what they did
00:05 Well you do look a lot like your sister