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Knocked Up

I wanna get off!

Jay:

[shouts]
I wanna get off!

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I wanna go home too
Duration
11 seconds
Views
380
Timestamp in Movie
01:36:39
Uploaded
Nov 22, 2022
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.

Actors

Jay Baruchel
Jay
Jay Baruchel
- What happened? - Knocked Up 00:25
- What happened?
You screwed me DadOkay you you said everything was gonna be fineand nothing is fineNothing is fineBen I've been divorced three timesLaughs Why would you listen to me - Knocked Up 00:13
You screwed me DadOkay you you said everything was gonna be...
Stone, are you settling in okay? - Knocked Up 00:51
Stone, are you settling in okay?
I'm really sorry This is Hollywood We don't like liars - Knocked Up 00:06
I'm really sorry This is Hollywood We don't like...
So we did some researchand it turns outpeople like pregnantOh my GodThe bigger you are the bigger your numbersI was surprised 'cause I feel the opposite - Knocked Up 00:16
So we did some researchand it turns outpeople like...
HelloHey what's up Daddy What are you doin'Just smokin' a joint drinkin' some beers You know rockin' - Knocked Up 00:10
HelloHey what's up Daddy What are you doin'Just...
Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck It's dangerous - Knocked Up 00:05
Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck...
Oh, don't run out of gas. - Knocked Up 00:06
Oh, don't run out of gas.
Or Saturday You never know We might see it all in one day - Knocked Up 00:04
Or Saturday You never know We might see it all in one day
I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bongIt's okay I didn't - Knocked Up 00:06
I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bongIt's okay I...
Hey Doc Howard Ben Stone callingGuess what the fuck's upAllison's going into labor and you are not fucking here No Where are youYou're at a fuckin' bar mitzvah in San Francisco you motherfucking piece of shitAnd you know what I'm gonna have to do nowI'm - Knocked Up 00:32
Hey Doc Howard Ben Stone callingGuess what the fuck's...
Allison, I apologize for being a little brash, but if you're okay with it, it's rather important... - Knocked Up 00:18
Allison, I apologize for being a little brash, but if...
I'm gonna Murderball you - Knocked Up 00:03
I'm gonna Murderball you
I'd like to be in there with Allison without youOkay I understand how you feelbut this isn't up to youLook Debbieyou are high off your assif you think you're comin' into that roomIf you take one step towards that doorI will tell Security there's a crazy - Knocked Up 00:39
I'd like to be in there with Allison without youOkay I...
No no I mean granted gynecology's only a hobby of minebut it sounds to me like she's crowning - Knocked Up 00:06
No no I mean granted gynecology's only a hobby of...
You ever get so boredyou just stare at your ballsI bet you do late John Lennon Chuckles - Knocked Up 00:10
You ever get so boredyou just stare at your ballsI bet you...
Who is that Is that Ben's rabbiIs he the one who cuts the penisI think it's Matisyahu - Knocked Up 00:10
Who is that Is that Ben's rabbiIs he the one who cuts...
Then your mommy saidJust do it alreadywhich was very confusing to DaddySo I listened to the most literal translation of thatand I just did it all readyWhat would you doDon't tell Mommybut it was the smartest thing I ever did listening to her'cause now - Knocked Up 00:21
Then your mommy saidJust do it alreadywhich was very...
Hi, you. - Knocked Up 00:44
Hi, you.
I hope your apartment's big enough for the three of usOh it definitely isThat's why I got one in East L A the rentIt's hugeThe only thing is we have to decideif we're Crips or Bloods before we get thereWell I look good in red I look good in blueThe - Knocked Up 00:18
I hope your apartment's big enough for the three of...