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I'm gonna Murderball you
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Knocked Up

I'm going to murderball you!

Jonah:
I'm going to murderball you!

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I'm gonna Murderball you
Available in 5 languages
Duration
3 seconds
Views
1,254
Timestamp in Movie
01:56:29
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.

Actors

Jonah Hill
Jonah
Jonah Hill
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I'd like to be in there with Allison without youOkay I...
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No no I mean granted gynecology's only a hobby of...
You ever get so boredyou just stare at your ballsI bet you do late John Lennon Chuckles - Knocked Up 00:10
You ever get so boredyou just stare at your ballsI bet you...
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Who is that Is that Ben's rabbiIs he the one who cuts...
Then your mommy saidJust do it alreadywhich was very confusing to DaddySo I listened to the most literal translation of thatand I just did it all readyWhat would you doDon't tell Mommybut it was the smartest thing I ever did listening to her'cause now - Knocked Up 00:21
Then your mommy saidJust do it alreadywhich was very...
Hi, you. - Knocked Up 00:44
Hi, you.
I hope your apartment's big enough for the three of usOh it definitely isThat's why I got one in East L A the rentIt's hugeThe only thing is we have to decideif we're Crips or Bloods before we get thereWell I look good in red I look good in blueThe - Knocked Up 00:18
I hope your apartment's big enough for the three of...
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Ben No these guys can honk all they wantI ain't going...