I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much...
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Debbie:
I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I'm not going anywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so... Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves.
Doorman:
I know... you're right. I'm so sorry, I fuckin' hate this job. I don't want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.
Debbie:
What?
Doorman:
You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a black midget in the crowd.
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I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line
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Who the fuck are you
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I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls
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What am I not skanky enough for you You want me to hike up my fucking skirt
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What the fuck is your problem I'm not going anywhere
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You're just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard
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And your stupid little fucking rope You know what
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You may have power now but you're not God
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You're a doorman Okay
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You're a doorman doorman doorman doorman doorman
Clip duration: 33 seconds
Views: 321
Timestamp in movie: 01h 29m 15s
Uploaded: 20 February, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.
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