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Knocked Up

Nice office.Thank you

Nice office.Thank you

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Exhales Nice office Thank you
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
82
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:09
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.
Well you do look a lot like your sister - Knocked Up 00:04
Well you do look a lot like your sister
This is gonna be cold. - Knocked Up 00:07
This is gonna be cold.
Okay, there's the cervix. - Knocked Up 00:55
Okay, there's the cervix.
I can't fuckin' believe you didn't wear a bag Who does thatWhy did we go to Costco and buy a year's supply of condomsif you weren't gonna use 'em manI can't believe you did this You fucked everything upJason The real point is not to get yourself in this - Knocked Up 00:21
I can't fuckin' believe you didn't wear a bag...
All right I'm I'm gonna be there to rear your childYou hear that Ben Don't let him near the kidHe wants to rear your child Laughing - Knocked Up 00:09
All right I'm I'm gonna be there to rear your...
How can you not tell them Well they're not gonna knowI'm only gonna start to show when I'mlike I don't know six months or somethingSeven months Three monthsNo Three monthsFat in the face Jowls Fat assDebbie didn't get fatDebbie is a freak of nature - Knocked Up 00:18
How can you not tell them Well they're not gonna...
Yes I do and I won't say it for little Baby Ears over there - Knocked Up 00:10
Yes I do and I won't say it for little Baby Ears over...
Life doesn't care about your vision okayStuff happens You just gotta deal with it - Knocked Up 00:07
Life doesn't care about your vision okayStuff happens...
Do you use that Canadian flag tattoo as a cum target of some sort - Knocked Up 00:09
Do you use that Canadian flag tattoo as a cum target of some...
If it grows in the ground it's probably okay - Knocked Up 00:04
If it grows in the ground it's probably okay
You're the best thing that ever happened to meI'm the best thing that ever happened to you YeahNow I just feel bad for you Laughs - Knocked Up 00:11
You're the best thing that ever happened to meI'm...
Hey. Hi. You look beautiful. Thank you. No problem. Come on in. Everyone, this is Allison. Hi. Ally. - Knocked Up 01:00
Hey. Hi. You look beautiful. Thank you. No problem. Come on...
All right I'm gonna go make a protein shake - Knocked Up 00:05
All right I'm gonna go make a protein shake
You must be angry at the baby whenever it steals your food huhLike Oh this is mine not yours but you knowbecause you're family you gotta share - Knocked Up 00:11
You must be angry at the baby whenever it steals your food...
Man my balls are shavedMy pubes are trimmed I am ready to fuckin' rock this shitWhat the fuck man If I go in there and see fuckin' pubessprinkled on the toilet seat I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mindLast time I went to the bathroom Jay I took a shitand my - Knocked Up 00:18
Man my balls are shavedMy pubes are trimmed I am ready to...
You're embarrassing me in company You embarrass yourself - Knocked Up 00:06
You're embarrassing me in company You embarrass...
Our baby's gonna be French Canadian With a little hint of SpanishExactly I I'm not good with accents Laughs - Knocked Up 00:07
Our baby's gonna be French Canadian With a little hint...
So, what do you think? - Knocked Up 00:31
So, what do you think?
Do you really want to - Knocked Up 00:09
Do you really want to
You're a sweet guy, right? - Knocked Up 00:23
You're a sweet guy, right?