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Oh, hey

Oh, hey. What up, dawg? Where have you been? Around, you know.Just kind of doingmy thing....

Knocked Up • 2007

Oh, hey. What up, dawg? Where have you been? Around, you know.Just kind of doingmy thing. Why is everybodyso mad at you? I don't know. Are they mad?What have they been saying? They've been saying, like,"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Ben's a prick." They said that?A lot. That sucks. What does it mean? Penis.It means penis. Oh. Penis. Babe, we're runninglow on plates. Hey, Ben.What's up, man? What's happening, man? - Hey, Ben.- Hey, Debbie. - How are you?- Good. How are you? Fine. Did you just getpink cupcakesor yellow cupcakes? I just gotyellow cupcakes. I thought I saidpink cupcakes. I can run out.I'll get some more. Nah, it's nobig deal.I don't mind. No, it doesn't matter.You sure? Yeah, you lookreally cute in that.All right then

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Oh hey What up dawg

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Where have you been

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Around you know Just kind of doing my thing

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Why is everybody so mad at you

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I don't know Are they mad What have they been saying

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They've been saying like Blah blah blah blah blah

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Ben's a prick

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They said that A lot

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That sucks

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What does it mean

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Penis It means penis

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Oh

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Giggling Penis

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Babe we're running low on plates

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Hey Ben What's up man

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What's happening man

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Hey Ben Hey Debbie

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How are you Good How are you

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Fine Giggles

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Did you just get pink cupcakes or yellow cupcakes

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I just got yellow cupcakes

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I thought I said pink cupcakes

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I can run out I'll get some more

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Nah it's no big deal I don't mind

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No it doesn't matter You sure

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Yeah you look really cute in that All right then

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هناك رجل يعمل في هذا الفندق عملة الوحيد هو إيجاد هذه الكراسي

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انظر الى هذا

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انه يحتوي لون ذهبي واحمر انه لم اع

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خيط لم اع لا يصدق

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انه جميل وملمسه رائع

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لا احبهم

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اوه عجبا

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انه من الغريب ان يتواجد الكراسي وانت لن تجلس عليهم

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انا مرتفع

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كان يجب علي قراءة كتب الأطفال

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لماذا لم تقرأ كتب الأطفال

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لأن بعدها سوف يصبح الامر حقيقي تعرف

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يارجل انه حقيقي سواء قرأت الكتب او لا

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هذا الطفل قادم

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او يارجل

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هل تعتقد انهم سيسمحون بعودتنا

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نعم

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ولكن لا اعرف لماذا

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هل تفكر كيف اي شخص معجب بك

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طوال الوقت يارجل مثلا كل يوم اتسأل كيف انت معجب بي

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كيف يمكن لديبي ان تعجب بي هي معجبه بي أقصد هي تحبني

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اكبرمشكلة في زواجنا انها تريد مني ان اكون بجوارها

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Sors les d'ici vieux Il y a trop de chaises dans cette chambre

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C'est le travail d'un des employés de trouver des chaises

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Regarde celle la Regarde la

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Elle est dorée et rouge Et elle brille Du fil doré Incroyable

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Elle est belle et douce au toucher

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La grande me dévisage et la petite rit de moi

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Je ne les aime pas Ouah

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Quand on y pense pourquoi les chaises existent elles

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Je suis vraiment haut Vraiment haut

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J'aurais du lire les livres de bébés

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Tu n'as pas lu les livres de bébés Ça aurait été réel

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Que tu lises les livres ou non c'est réel Le bébé va arriver

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Ouah

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Penses tu qu'elles vont nous reprendre Oui

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Mais je ne sais pas pourquoi

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Te demandes tu comment quelqu'un peut t'aimer

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Tout le temps Chaque jour Je me demande pourquoi tu m'aimes

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Comment Debbie peut elle m'aimer Elle m'aime vraiment

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keluarkan mereka dari sini terlalu banyak kursi untuk satu kamar

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Ada pria yang bekerja di hotel ini pekerjaannya hanya untuk menemukan kursi

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Lihat yang satu ini Lihatlah

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Ini emas dan merah dan agak mengkilap

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benang kilat Luar biasa

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ini indah dan rasanya luar biasa

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Yang jangkung itu melongo padaku dan yang pendek sangat lucu

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Aku tidak suka mereka

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Ini aneh bahwa ada kursi saat kau tidak mendudukinya

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Aku benar benar tinggi

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seharusnya sudah kubaca buku bayi

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Kenapa kau tidak membaca buku bayi

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Karena itu nyata kau tahu

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itu asli ya atau tidak kau membaca buku itu

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Bayi itu akan lahir

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Pikirkan mereka akan mengembalikan kita

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Ya

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Tapi aku tak tahu kenapa

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Apa kau pernah bertanya bagaimana seseorang bahkan bisa menyukaimu

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Sepanjang waktu aku heran bagaimana kau suka padaku

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Bagaimana Debbie menyukaiku Dia menyukaiku Maksudku dia mencintaiku

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Sácalas de aquí Son demasiadas sillas para una habitación

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Hay un tipo en este hotel que debe encontrar sillas

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Mira ésta Mírala

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Es dorada roja y un poco brillante Tapizado brillante Increíble

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Es hermoso y se siente genial

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La alta está embobada conmigo y la baja es muy chistosa

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No me gustan Ah vaya

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Es extraño que las sillas existan cuando no estás sentado en ellas

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Estoy alto Estoy muy alto

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Debería haber leído los libros de bebés

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Por qué no los leíste Porque entonces sería real

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Viejo leas o no leas los libros el bebé llegará igual

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Ay viejo

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Crees que nos perdonarán Sí

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Pero no sé por qué

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Te preguntaste cómo puedes gustarle a alguien

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Todo el tiempo Todos los días Me pregunto por qué te gusto a ti

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Cómo le gusto a Debbie A ella le gusto Me ama

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Duration

55 seconds

Views

222

Timestamp in Movie

01:34:18

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.