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So, what do you think?

So, what do you think?Should we have sex tonight? Ugh. Sounds awful. I'm justreally...

Knocked Up • 2007

So, what do you think?Should we have sex tonight? Ugh. Sounds awful. I'm justreally constipated. Do you reallywant to? Well, now.Shut up. It's pretty crazyyour sister's pregnant. - We have to help her.- I think they'll be fine. Look at us.It happened to us. We'll help herraise the baby. Well-- Fuck

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So what do you think Should we have sex tonight

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Ugh Sounds awful

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I'm just really constipated

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Do you really want to

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Well now Shut up

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It's pretty crazy your sister's pregnant

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We have to help her I think they'll be fine

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Look at us It happened to us

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We'll help her raise the baby

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Well

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Fuck

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انا جاهز للجنس

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ما مشكلتك يارجل

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اذا ذهبت الى الحمام ورأيت شعرات في المرحاض

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سوف أفقد اعصابي

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اخر مرة ذهبت الى الحمام

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قضيت حاجتي وشاهدت شعرات

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انت تحرجيني امام الجميع

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انت تحرج نفسك

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اوه عظيم اتمنى لك مساء عظيما

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حسنا لنذهب حسنا

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أركم لا حقا ياأصحاب

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الشئ المضحك اني لم أفكر اطلاقا بانجاب طفل

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نعم أقصد اذا هذا لم يحدث

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Je suis pret a m'attoucher

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Qu'est ce que tu as fait

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Si tes maudits poils pubiens sont sur le siege de toilettes

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je vais péter les plombs

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Quand je suis allé aux toilettes

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j'ai chié et ma crotte ressemblait a un animal en peluche

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Tu me genes devant la visite

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Tu te genes toi meme

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Super J'espere que vous passerez une belle soirée

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Tres bien Allons y D'accord

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A plus tard les gars

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En fait je n'avais jamais vraiment pensé a avoir un enfant

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Oui Si ce n'était pas arrivé

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Was meinst du Schlafen wir heute miteinander

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Hört sich schrecklich an

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Ich bin total verstopft

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Willst du wirklich Nun ja jetzt

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Halt den Mund

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Verrückt deine Schwester ist schwanger Wir müssen ihr helfen

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Die schaffen das schon Sieh uns an Uns passierte das auch

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Wir helfen ihr mit dem Kind Also

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Mist

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aku siap mengguncang ini

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Jika aku masuk ke sana dan melihat bulu bertaburan di kursi toilet

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Aku akan gila

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Terakhir kali aku ke kamar mandi Jay

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Aku buang air dan kotoranku terlihat seperti boneka binatang

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Kau memalukanku di perusahaan

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kau mempermalukan dirimu sendiri

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bagus kuharap malammu hebat

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baiklah Mari kita pergi

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sampai nanti

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lucunya aku bahkan tak pernah berpikir tentang memiliki bayi

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Maksudku jika ini tidak pernah terjadi

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Estoy listo para una paja

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Qué te pasa viejo

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Si entro allí y veo pendejos en el asiento del inodoro

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voy a volverme loco

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Jay la última vez que fui al baño

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cagué y mi cagada parecía un animal de peluche

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Me avergüenzas frente a las visitas

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Tú te avergüenzas sólo

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Genial Espero que pasen una linda velada

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Está bien Vamos Bueno

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Hasta luego muchachos

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Lo raro en que nunca pensé en tener un bebé

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Sí Si esto no hubiera ocurrido

Available in 6 languages

Duration

31 seconds

Views

86

Timestamp in Movie

00:43:20

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.