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Knocked Up

Thanks for the free money, Bitch

Martin:
Thanks for the free money, Bitch

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Thanks for the free money bitch
Available in 6 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
848
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:00
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.

Actors

Martin Starr
Martin
Martin Starr
That's the whole point You're supposed to be tempted into shaving - Knocked Up 00:04
That's the whole point You're supposed to be...
Your face looks like Robin Williams's knuckles - Knocked Up 00:04
Your face looks like Robin Williams's knuckles
You guys aren't allowed to make fun of me It's not part of the rulesMartin why didn't you just listen to mewhen I was explaining the rulesYou just looked at me with that blank stare of yoursIt was like talkin' to a wax statue - Knocked Up 00:13
You guys aren't allowed to make fun of me It's not...
Is she camera ready - Knocked Up 00:03
Is she camera ready
And they would like to put you on cameraReally I know I was so surprised too - Knocked Up 00:09
And they would like to put you on cameraReally I know I was...
Most immediately there's gonna besome things that you're gonna be able to getthat other people in the office don't getOne of them gym membershipYou want me to lose weightLaughing No I don't want you to lose weightNo uh we can't legally ask you to do - Knocked Up 00:46
Most immediately there's gonna besome things that...
We just want you to be healthy - Knocked Up 00:22
We just want you to be healthy
If any of us get laid tonightit's because of Eric Bana in Munich I agree with that - Knocked Up 00:06
If any of us get laid tonightit's because of Eric Bana...
I'm glad I'm not a Jew - Knocked Up 00:12
I'm glad I'm not a Jew
You're gonna be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderrama - Knocked Up 00:05
You're gonna be embarrassed when you realize I'm...
You stay here Stay here Why'Cause your face looks like a vaginaDickHey which one's the sisterHey Crockett You still partyin' with Tubbs these daysCome on man I'm gettin' it from all angles hereI don't like it anymore I know I don't eitherWas it weird when - Knocked Up 00:38
You stay here Stay here Why'Cause your face looks like...
'Cause your face looks like a vagina - Knocked Up 00:04
'Cause your face looks like a vagina
It was really awkward - Knocked Up 00:21
It was really awkward
Bye I gotta goSadie might have the chicken poxI had the chicken pox three timesI have no immunity to itWe don't have the heart to tell him it's herpesIt's not herpes if it's everywhere - Knocked Up 00:14
Bye I gotta goSadie might have the chicken poxI had the...
Dude I think he's doin' the dice thing too muchThat's really all he's got - Knocked Up 00:07
Dude I think he's doin' the dice thing too...
I love your curly hair It's so funkyDo you like use product or anythingNo that's uh I use uh Jew it's called - Knocked Up 00:09
I love your curly hair It's so funkyDo you like use...
Do you have a condom? - Knocked Up 00:10
Do you have a condom?
Oh, man. - Knocked Up 00:23
Oh, man.
Oh, God! - Knocked Up 00:22
Oh, God!
Oh God just do it already - Knocked Up 00:04
Oh God just do it already