Gym membership. You want me to lose weight? No, I don't want you to lose weight! No, uh,...
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Jack:
...there's gonna be some things that you are going to be able to get, that other people in the office don't get... one of them: Gym membership.
Alison Scott:
You want me to lose weight?
Jack:
[laughing]
No, I don't want you to lose weight!
Jill:
No, uh, we can't legally ask you to do that.
Jack:
We didn't say lose weight... I might say tighten.
Alison Scott:
Tight?
Jack:
Tighter.
Jill:
Just liked toned and smaller.
Jack:
Don't make everything smaller, I don't wanna generalize that way... tighter.
Jill:
We don't want you to lose weight, we just want you to be healthy. Y'know, by eating less.
Alison Scott:
OK.
Jill:
We would just like it if you go home and step on the scale, and write down how much you weigh, and subtract it by like, 20.
Alison Scott:
20.
Jill:
And then weigh that much.
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there's gonna be some things that you're gonna be able to get
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Okay that other people in the office don't get
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One of them gym membership
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You want me to lose weight
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No I don't want you to lose weight
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No We can't legally ask you to do that
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We didn't say lose weight I might say tighten
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Tight
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A little tighter Just like toned and smaller
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Don't make everything smaller I don't want to generalise that way
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Tighter
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We don't want you to lose weight We just want you to be healthy
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Okay You know by eating less
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 268
Timestamp in movie: 00h 07m 57s
Uploaded: 20 February, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.
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