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Most immediately there's gonna besome things that you're gonna be able to getthat other people in the office don't getOne of them gym membershipYou want me to lose weightLaughing No I don't want you

And then weigh that much

Knocked Up • 2007

Jack:
...there's gonna be some things that you are going to be able to get, that other people in the office don't get... one of them: Gym membership.Alison Scott:You want me to lose weight?Jack: No, I don't want you to lose weight!Jill:No, uh, we can't legally ask you to do that.Jack:We didn't say lose weight... I might say tighten.Alison Scott:Tight?Jack:Tighter.Jill:Just liked toned and smaller.Jack:Don't make everything smaller, I don't wanna generalize that way... Tighter.Jill:We don't want you to lose weight, we just want you to be healthy. Y'know, by eating less.Alison Scott:OK.Jill:We would just like it if you go home and step on the scale, and write down how much you weigh, and subtract it by like, 20.Alison Scott:20.Jill:And then weigh that much

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most immediately there's gonna be

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some things that you're gonna be able to get

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that other people in the office don't get

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One of them gym membership

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You want me to lose weight

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Laughing No I don't want you to lose weight

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No uh we can't legally ask you to do that

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We didn't say lose weight

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I might say tighten Tight

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Groaning A little tighter

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Just like toned and smaller

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Don't make everything smaller

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I don't want to generalize that way

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Tighter

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We don't want you to lose weight

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We just want you to be healthy Okay

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You know by by eating less

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We would just like it if you

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go home and step on a scale

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and write down how much you weigh

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And subtract it by like 20

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Twenty And then weigh that much

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حقا أعرف كنت متفاجئة ايضا

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اوه يا الهي هذا افضل خبر شكرا جزيلا

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هذا عظيم تهانينا

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شكرا سوف اعتبر تلك الابتسامة على انها نعم ستقومين بالعمل

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طبعا انا متحمسة للغاية اوه يالهي

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انه عمل كثير لا أستطيع الانتظار لرؤية ما سيحدث

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سوف يكون صعب عمل صعب

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عن العمل فورا

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سوف يكون هنالك أشياء سوف تحصين عليها

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حسنا أناس آخرين في المكتب لايستطعون الحصول عليها

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احد الأشياء عضوية في النادي الرياضي

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هل تريد مني أن انقص وزني

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لا لاأريدك أن تنقصي وزنك

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لا لا نستطيع قانونيا سؤالك بالقيام بذلك

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لم نقل انقصي وزنك ربما اقول شدي

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شد

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شد قليل

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فقط شبيه بالمنغ م والصغير

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لاتجعلي كل شئ صغير لاأريد تعميمه بتلك الطريقة

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C'est vrai Je sais Ça m'a surprise aussi

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Mon Dieu Quelle bonne nouvelle Merci beaucoup

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C'est génial Félicitations

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Merci Ton sourire doit vouloir dire oui

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Absolument C'est extraordinaire Oh Mon Dieu

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C'est exigeant Voyons si tu peux te débrouiller

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Ça va etre difficile L'emploi est exigeant

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Grâce au boulot a partir d'aujourd'hui

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tu as droit a certaines choses

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D'accord que les autres n'ont pas

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Par exemple tu as un abonnement au gym

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Il faut que je maigrisse

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Non je ne veux pas que tu maigrisses

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Non Selon la loi on ne peut pas te demander ça

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On ne te demande pas de maigrir mais peut etre de te raffermir

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Me raffermir

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Un peu Tonifier et rapetisser

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Il ne faut pas tout rapetisser On ne devrait pas généraliser ainsi

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Dinge erhalten

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Ok die andere nicht kriegen

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Eins ist eine Fitnessclubmitgliedschaft

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Ich soll abnehmen

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Nein du sollst nicht abnehmen

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Nein Das dürfen wir rechtlich gar nicht verlangen

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Wir sagten nicht abnehmen Sagen wir straffen

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Straff

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Ein wenig straffer Fester und schmaler

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Nicht alles verkleinern Ich will da nichts generalisieren

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Straffer

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Du sollst nicht abnehmen Du sollst gesünder werden

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Ok lndem du weniger isst

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Am besten steigst du zu Hause auf die Waage

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und schreibst auf was du wiegst dann ziehst du davon neun Kilo ab

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Neun Und so viel sollst du wiegen

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Denk dran du hast es hier du hast es hier

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Benarkah Aku tahu Aku juga terkejut

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Ini berita terbaik Terima kasih banyak

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Ini hebat Selamat

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Terima kasih akan ku ambil senyum itu sebagai Ya akan kulakukan

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Tentu saja Aku sangat bersemangat

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Ini kerja besar Tak sabar melihat apa yang akan terjadi

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Ini akan sulit kerja sulit

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Tentang pekerjaan kebanyakan

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akan ada beberapa hal yang bisa kau dapatkan

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yang orang lain di kantor tak bisa mendapatkannya

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Salah satunya keanggotaan gym

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Kau ingin aku menurunkan berat badan

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Tidak aku tak ingin kau menurunkan berat badan

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Kami tak bisa secara legal memintamu melakukan itu

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Kami tak bilang menurunkan berat badan aku mungkin mengatakan ketat

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Ketat

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Sedikit lebih ketat

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Sama seperti kencang dan lebih kecil

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Jangan buat segalanya lebih kecil aku tak ingin mengeneralisasi seperti itu

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En serio Sí Yo también me sorprendí

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Dios mío Ésta es la mejor noticia Muchas gracias

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Esto es genial Felicitaciones

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Gracias

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Creo que esa sonrisa significa que lo harás

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Claro Estoy tan entusiasmada Dios mío

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Es mucho trabajo No puedo esperar a ver qué pasa

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Será un trabajo difícil Muy difícil

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Sobre el trabajo en lo inmediato

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habrá algunas cosas que conseguirás

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Bueno que el resto de la oficina no tiene

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Entre ellas serás socia de un gimnasio

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Quieres que baje de peso

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No no quiero que bajes de peso

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No Legalmente no podemos pedirte eso

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No dijimos que bajes de peso Podría decir que estés más en forma

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En forma

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Más en forma Más torneada y pequeña

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No achiques todo No quiero generalizar

Available in 6 languages

Duration

46 seconds

Views

863

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:38

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.

Actors

Jack

Alison Scott

Katherine Heigl

Jill