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Jack:
...there's gonna be some things that you are going to be able to get, that other people in the office don't get... one of them: Gym membership.Alison Scott:You want me to lose weight?Jack: No, I don't want you to lose weight!Jill:No, uh, we can't legally ask you to do that.Jack:We didn't say lose weight... I might say tighten.Alison Scott:Tight?Jack:Tighter.Jill:Just liked toned and smaller.Jack:Don't make everything smaller, I don't wanna generalize that way... Tighter.Jill:We don't want you to lose weight, we just want you to be healthy. Y'know, by eating less.Alison Scott:OK.Jill:We would just like it if you go home and step on the scale, and write down how much you weigh, and subtract it by like, 20.Alison Scott:20.Jill:And then weigh that much
...there's gonna be some things that you are going to be able to get, that other people in the office don't get... one of them: Gym membership.Alison Scott:You want me to lose weight?Jack: No, I don't want you to lose weight!Jill:No, uh, we can't legally ask you to do that.Jack:We didn't say lose weight... I might say tighten.Alison Scott:Tight?Jack:Tighter.Jill:Just liked toned and smaller.Jack:Don't make everything smaller, I don't wanna generalize that way... Tighter.Jill:We don't want you to lose weight, we just want you to be healthy. Y'know, by eating less.Alison Scott:OK.Jill:We would just like it if you go home and step on the scale, and write down how much you weigh, and subtract it by like, 20.Alison Scott:20.Jill:And then weigh that much
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most immediately there's gonna be
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some things that you're gonna be able to get
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that other people in the office don't get
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One of them gym membership
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You want me to lose weight
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Laughing No I don't want you to lose weight
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No uh we can't legally ask you to do that
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We didn't say lose weight
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I might say tighten Tight
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Groaning A little tighter
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Just like toned and smaller
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Don't make everything smaller
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I don't want to generalize that way
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Tighter
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We don't want you to lose weight
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We just want you to be healthy Okay
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You know by by eating less
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We would just like it if you
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go home and step on a scale
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and write down how much you weigh
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And subtract it by like 20
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Twenty And then weigh that much
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Movie Summary
For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.


