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What happened We got pinkeyeWere you givin' each other butterfly kisses or somethin'Mocking Laugh Very funny That's not how you get pinkeyeYou get it from poo particles makin' their way into your

No. No pinkeye for me. I'm just really... high

Knocked Up • 2007

Jonah:
We got pinkeye.Ben Stone:Were you giving butterfly kisses or something?Jason:Ha ha ha, very funny That's not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.Jay:Um, I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I'm not proud any of this, but I think we're all forgiven each other. Um, but we can't go anywhere.Pete:You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow?Jonah:Totally!Pete:That's awesome!Jonah:Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye?Martin:No. No pinkeye for me. I'm just really... high

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What happened We got pinkeye

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Were you givin' each other butterfly kisses or somethin'

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Mocking Laugh Very funny That's not how you get pinkeye

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You get it from poo particles makin' their way into your ocular cavities

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Hey Ben How's it goin' Yo

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Um I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke

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He farted on Jonah's thinking it was mine

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And then eventually pinkeyed my pillow

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I'm not proud of any of this

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but I think we've all for forgiven each other

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Um but we can't go anywhere

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You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow

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Totally Mm hmm

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That's awesome

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Yeah but you gotta be bare assed

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Jesus Martin got it bad

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Did someone take a dump right in your eye

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No N No pinkeye for me

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I'm just really high

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يبدو انك نسيت اني تقدمت لخطبتك كالأحمق

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وقلت لا

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اذا كنت تشعر هكذا اذا يجب عليك الذهاب

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حقا فقط اذهب

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لأننا لم نفعل هذا معا حسنا

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وحاولنا انجاح هذا وافترضت ان هذا جيد

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ولكن هذا لم ينجح

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لأننا مختلفين عن بعضنا البعض

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واعتقد انه سيكون اسهل لكلانا اذا توقفنا عن خداع انفسنا

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تعرفين و اعرف ان هذا ليس كلامك الحقيقي ولكنك متأثره بالهرمونات

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ولكن اريد القول اللعنة عليك ايتها الهرمونات

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انت ساقطة مجنونة يالهرمونات وليس اليسون

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اللعنة عليهم انها فتاه اشتري شيئا باللون الوردي

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جميل يا لك من أحمق

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ها تعرف ماذا اذهب وضاجع غليونك

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سوف افعل هذا باسلوب الكلب

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As tu oublié que le salaud que je suis t'a demandée en mariage

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Et que tu as refusé

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Si c'est ce que tu penses tu devrais partir Vraiment Va t'en

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On n'avait pas décidé de faire ça

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On a fait notre possible et c'est bien

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mais ça ne marche pas

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On est completement différents toi et moi

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Ce serait plus facile si on arretait de se raconter des histoires

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Ce sont les hormones qui parlent pas toi

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Mais j'aimerais dire aux hormones d'aller chier

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Vous etes folles les hormones Pas Allison mais les hormones

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Allez vous faire foutre C'est une fille Achete des trucs roses

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Génial Tu es un vrai salaud

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Va donc baiser ta maudite pipe a eau espece de salaud

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Je vais la baiser par derriere pour une fois

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tampaknya hampir seolah olah kau lupa aku melamarmu seperti bajingan

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Dan kau bilang tidak kepadaku

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Jika kau merasa seperti itu kau harus pergi

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sungguh pergi saja

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Karena kita tidak bermaksud melakukan ini bersama sama oke

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Dan kita mencoba membuatnya berhasil dan itu bagus kurasa

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Tapi itu tidak berhasil

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Karena kita adalah dua orang yang sangat berbeda

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Dan menurutku akan lebih mudah bagi kita jika kita berhenti membodohi diri sendiri

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Kau tahu aku tahu hal ini bukan kau yang berbicara itu hormonmu

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tapi aku ingin mengatakan sialan kau hormon

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kau jalang gila hormon bukan Allison Hormon

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Ini seorang gadis Beli barang pink

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bagus kau seperti bajingan

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Kau tahu cumbui bongmu

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akan kucumbui bongku Doggie style untuk sekali

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Parece que olvidaste que te propuse matrimonio como un idiota

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Y que me dijiste que no

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Si te sientes así vete En serio vete

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Porque no tuvimos la intención de hacer esto juntos no

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E intentamos hacer que funcionara y eso estuvo bien creo

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Pero no funciona

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Porque somos dos personas completamente diferentes

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Y creo que sería más fácil si dejáramos de engañarnos

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Sé que están hablando tus hormonas y no tú

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pero igual me gustaría decir Hormonas váyanse a la mierda

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Hormonas eres una perra loca Allison no Las hormonas

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Maldición Es una niña Compra alguna porquería rosa

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Qué lindo Eres un idiota

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Sabes algo Vete a joder a tu pipa imbécil

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Joderé mi pipa A lo perrito por una vez

Available in 5 languages

Duration

50 seconds

Views

1,304

Timestamp in Movie

01:23:10

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.

Actors

Jonah

Ben Stone

Jason

Jay

Pete

Martin