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What the fuck is she doin' at the clubThat's not even good parenting right thereYour old ass should know better than that
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Knocked Up

What the fuck is she doing at the club? That's not even good parenting right there. Your...

Doorman:What the fuck is she doing at the club? That's not even good parenting right there. Your old ass should know better than that

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What the fuck is she doin' at the club
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That's not even good parenting right there
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Your old ass should know better than that
Available in 5 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
532
Timestamp in Movie
01:28:02
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.

Actors

Katherine Heigl
Alison Scott
Katherine Heigl
This was a great idea, man. - Knocked Up 00:07
This was a great idea, man.
What are they gonna do? - Knocked Up 00:28
What are they gonna do?
I'm freaking out right now, man. - Knocked Up 00:31
I'm freaking out right now, man.
She's such a pissy littlehigh school cu cunt - Knocked Up 00:07
She's such a pissy littlehigh school cu cunt
Ben This isn't funnyThe guy has 12 kids That's not funnyThat's This is sickThis is a sick movieThat's a lot of responsibility to be joking aboutThat's not funnyI gotta turn this off It's freaking me outThere are five different types of chairs in this - Knocked Up 00:49
Ben This isn't funnyThe guy has 12 kids That's not...
These are five different types of chairs Get 'em outta here manThere's too many chairs for one room - Knocked Up 00:07
These are five different types of chairs Get 'em outta...
I should have read the baby booksWhy didn't you read the baby books'Cause then it's real you knowDude it's real whether or not you read those booksThat baby's comin'Oh manThink they'll take us backYesBut I don't know whyDo you ever wonder how somebody - Knocked Up 01:59
I should have read the baby booksWhy didn't you read...
Oh, hey. - Knocked Up 00:55
Oh, hey.
Do you ever wonder how somebody could even like you - Knocked Up 00:33
Do you ever wonder how somebody could even like you
You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother Gabe Ruth - Knocked Up 00:06
You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother Gabe Ruth
Tastes like a rainbow - Knocked Up 00:05
Tastes like a rainbow
I wanna go home too - Knocked Up 00:11
I wanna go home too
- What happened? - Knocked Up 00:25
- What happened?
You screwed me DadOkay you you said everything was gonna be fineand nothing is fineNothing is fineBen I've been divorced three timesLaughs Why would you listen to me - Knocked Up 00:13
You screwed me DadOkay you you said everything was gonna be...
Stone, are you settling in okay? - Knocked Up 00:51
Stone, are you settling in okay?
I'm really sorry This is Hollywood We don't like liars - Knocked Up 00:06
I'm really sorry This is Hollywood We don't like...
So we did some researchand it turns outpeople like pregnantOh my GodThe bigger you are the bigger your numbersI was surprised 'cause I feel the opposite - Knocked Up 00:16
So we did some researchand it turns outpeople like...
HelloHey what's up Daddy What are you doin'Just smokin' a joint drinkin' some beers You know rockin' - Knocked Up 00:10
HelloHey what's up Daddy What are you doin'Just...
Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck It's dangerous - Knocked Up 00:05
Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck...
Oh, don't run out of gas. - Knocked Up 00:06
Oh, don't run out of gas.