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You know they say don't drink and driveUh huh Don't drink and bone
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Knocked Up

You know how they say to never drink and drive? Well, never drink and bone

Ben Stone:
You know how they say to never drink and drive? Well, never drink and bone

Full Transcript

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You know they say don't drink and drive
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Uh huh Don't drink and bone
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
523
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:04
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.

Actors

Seth Rogen
Ben Stone
Seth Rogen
Katherine Heigl
Alison Scott
Katherine Heigl
Oh like Mr SkinWho's Mr Skin Dude Mr Skin - Knocked Up 00:06
Oh like Mr SkinWho's Mr Skin Dude Mr Skin
Well fuck me in the beard - Knocked Up 00:04
Well fuck me in the beard
You criticize them a lotand then they get so down on themselvesthat they're forced to change - Knocked Up 00:08
You criticize them a lotand then they get so down on...
Yeah I like it Ben It is a good planuntil her water breaks all over Robert De Niro's shoesImpersonating De Niro My shoesHey there's all this baby goo on itImpersonating De Niro These shoesAllison Laughs Hey on these shoesDid you puke on my shoes Did your - Knocked Up 00:18
Yeah I like it Ben It is a good planuntil her water breaks...
Isn't it weird though when you have a kidand all your dreams and hopes just go right out the window - Knocked Up 00:06
Isn't it weird though when you have a kidand all your...
Where we're going we don't need roads - Knocked Up 00:05
Where we're going we don't need roads
Hey I have a really good ideaWhy don't the two of you get into your time machinego back in time and fuck each otherWho needs a time machine - Knocked Up 00:14
Hey I have a really good ideaWhy don't the two of you...
I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean gun it to 88 - Knocked Up 00:05
I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean gun it to 88
Okay Do you wanna do it doggie styleNo I do not want you to fuck me like a dogI'm not fucking you like a dog It's doggie styleStuttering It's It's just the style It's not like a dogWe don't have to go outside or anything - Knocked Up 00:18
Okay Do you wanna do it doggie styleNo I do not want you to...
Fuck me - Knocked Up 00:04
Fuck me
You know, it's times like this... - Knocked Up 00:27
You know, it's times like this...
Well maybe it's 'cause Steely Dan gargles my balls - Knocked Up 00:05
Well maybe it's 'cause Steely Dan gargles my balls
She doesn't have a gun, does she? - Knocked Up 00:09
She doesn't have a gun, does she?
Looks like no one's home. - Knocked Up 00:08
Looks like no one's home.
I kinda feel bad for Pete. - Knocked Up 00:34
I kinda feel bad for Pete.
Hey Pete don't let the doorhit you in the vagina on the way out - Knocked Up 00:06
Hey Pete don't let the doorhit you in the vagina on the...
That guy says Don't let the door hit you in the vaginaon the way out LaughingYeah I heard him That was hilarious - Knocked Up 00:10
That guy says Don't let the door hit you in the...
Well what'd you do last Wednesday nightwhen you said you went to see a bandI went to the moviesWith who By myselfWhat'd you see Spider Man 3Why do you want to go by yourself Why didn't you ask me to goBecause I needed to get away you knowWith work and you - Knocked Up 01:10
Well what'd you do last Wednesday nightwhen you said...
You just think because you don't yellthat you're not mean but this is mean - Knocked Up 00:09
You just think because you don't yellthat you're...
Can you let me back in the car please? - Knocked Up 00:10
Can you let me back in the car please?