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You stay here Stay here Why'Cause your face looks like a vaginaDickHey which one's the sisterHey Crockett You still partyin' with Tubbs these daysCome on man I'm gettin' it from all angles hereI don't

Fucking hilarious!

Knocked Up • 2007

Jason:You stay here.Martin:Why?Jason:Cause your face looks like a vagina.Martin:Dick!Jonah:How's it going Crockett, been hanging with Tubbs lately?Martin:Come on man, I'm getting it from all angles here, I really don't like it anymore.Jonah:I know, me either. Was it weird when you changed your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?Martin:Yeah, it was really awkward.Jonah:All right, see you later Scorcese on coke.Jay:Martin:What the fuck was that?Jay:You know, Chewbacca.Martin:Oh, another beard joke.Jay: Fuck.Martin:Fucking hilarious!

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You stay here Stay here Why

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'Cause your face looks like a vagina

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Dick

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Hey which one's the sister

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Hey Crockett You still partyin' with Tubbs these days

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Come on man I'm gettin' it from all angles here

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I don't like it anymore I know I don't either

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Was it weird when you changed your name

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from Cat Stevens to Yusuf Islam

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Yeah It was really awkward All right man I gotta take off

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See ya Scorsese on coke

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Braying

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What's that Chewbacca You know it's Chewie

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Oh another beard joke Fuck

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Fuckin' hilarious

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تلك الفتاه هي اعطتني مدخل لها وانا اغلقته

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اريد فقط ان اكون ثمل اللية تعرف

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سوف استمني لاحقا لامشكلة

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هل انت غبي يارجل شكلها ذكية

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من التي معها هل هي اختها

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اختها نعم

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يارجل هذا الحلم ماذا نفعل هنا

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لنذهب تعال اتبعني انت ابقى هنا ابقى هنا

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لماذا لأن وجهك يشبه المهبل

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أحمق

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أيهما الأخت

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كيف الحال كروكيت هل ما زلت تحتفل مع توبايس هذه الايام

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كفاية يارجل الكل قام بالسخرية مني

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لا احب سماع ذلك بعد الآن اعرف انا ايضا

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هل كان غريب عندما غيرت اسمك من كات ستيفن الى يوسف اسلام هذا كان مغني وتحول للاسلام واصبح منشد وغير اسمه

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Cette fille m'a entrouvert la porte et j'ai completement figé

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Je veux me souler a mort ce soir

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Je me masturberai plus tard Ça va

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Es tu fou vieux Elle a I'air intelligente

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Qui est la fille avec elle C'est sa sour

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Sa sour Oui

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C'est le fantasme ultime Que fait on plantés la

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Allez suis moi Toi reste ici Reste la

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Pourquoi Car ton visage ressemble a un vagin

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Trou de cul

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Qui est la sour

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Crockett tu fais toujours la fete avec Tubbs ces jours ci

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Vous n'arretez pas de me bombarder

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Je n'aime plus ça Je sais Moi non plus

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Était ce bizarre de changer de nom de Cat Stevens a Yusuf Islam

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Hör auf Alle machen mich blöd an

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lch find das scheiße lch weiß Ich auch

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War es komisch den Namen von Cat Stevens zu Yusuf lslam zu wechseln

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Ja es war echt komisch Ok Mann Ich haue ab

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Bis dann Scorsese auf Koks

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Was war das Chewbacca Chewie

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Oh noch ein Bart Gag Mist

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Verdammt geil

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He He

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Hi das ist mein Freund Jason

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Ich wollte nur nach meinen Bieren sehen

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Meine Schwester Debbie Oh hi ich bin Ben

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Hi Ben Ja

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Freut mich

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Wie geht's Gut und selbst

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Ich versuche nicht zu starren

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Gadis itu Dia benar benar memberiku pembukaaan dan aku terdiam

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aku hanya ingin mabuk malam ini meskipun kau tahu

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Aku hanya akan masturbasi nanti Itu keren

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Apa kau gila Dia tampak cerdas

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Siapa yang duduk bersamanya Itu kakaknya

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kakaknya

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ini mimpi mengapa kita berdiri di sini

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Ayo ikuti aku kau tetap di sini

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Mengapa Karena wajahmu seperti vagina

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sialan

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mana yang kakaknya

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Hei Crockett kau masih berpesta dengan Tubbs hari ini

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Ayolah Aku mulai dari semua sudut sini

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Aku tak suka lagi Aku tahu Aku juga

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Apakah aneh saat kau mengubah namamu dari Cat Stevens jadi Yusuf Islam

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Esa chica Me dio pie y yo no hice nada

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Esta noche sólo quiero emborracharme

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Me masturbaré luego Es genial

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Estás loco viejo Parece inteligente

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Con quién está sentada Es su hermana

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Su hermana Sí

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Viejo es un sueño Qué hacemos aquí parados

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Vamos Ven sígueme Quédate aquí Aquí

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Por qué Porque tu cara parece una vagina

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Idiota

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Oye cuál es la hermana

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Crockett aún sales con Tubbs

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Vamos viejo Me atacan de todos lados

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Ya no me gusta Lo sé A mí tampoco

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Fue raro cambiarte el nombre de Cat Stevens a Yusuf Islam

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Duration

38 seconds

Views

36

Timestamp in Movie

00:12:29

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Apatow Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.