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They called my parents
to pick me up that day, Kevin. The last thing I remember my father
saying to me was that he was ashamed to have a pissy
boy in the family. Perhaps if he'd been paying less
attention to humiliating me... and
more to the road... My face was mangled, so
they built me a new one. Of course, none of my doctors
realized that, with my parents dead, no one was there to give my
dear grandmother her medication. After I got out of hospital,
my entire family was dead, except my grandmother's
kookaburra, "Old Nan." I hated Old Nan. She lorded over me. She didn't share her grubs. Snickering bitch. One day, I had enough
to pick me up that day, Kevin. The last thing I remember my father
saying to me was that he was ashamed to have a pissy
boy in the family. Perhaps if he'd been paying less
attention to humiliating me... and
more to the road... My face was mangled, so
they built me a new one. Of course, none of my doctors
realized that, with my parents dead, no one was there to give my
dear grandmother her medication. After I got out of hospital,
my entire family was dead, except my grandmother's
kookaburra, "Old Nan." I hated Old Nan. She lorded over me. She didn't share her grubs. Snickering bitch. One day, I had enough
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They called my parents
to pick me up that day, Kevin.
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The last thing I remember my father
saying to me was that he was ashamed
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to have a pissy
boy in the family.
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Perhaps if he'd been paying less
attention to humiliating me...
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and
more to the road...
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My face was mangled, so
they built me a new one.
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Of course, none of my doctors
realized that, with my parents dead,
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no one was there to give my
dear grandmother her medication.
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After I got out of hospital,
my entire family was dead,
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except my grandmother's
kookaburra, "Old Nan."
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I hated Old Nan.
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She lorded over me.
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She didn't share her grubs.
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Snickering bitch.
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One day, I had enough.
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Movie Summary
A powerless superhero and family patriarch in an Australian suburb lives a not-so-secret identity as Koala Man while possessing a burning passion to snuff out petty crime and bring order to the community.
