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Well, couple hours ago,
I rang your Koala Phone to ask to borrow your Koala
Mower and some 'roos answered and they said, "Oi, dickhead,
we beat up your friend." And I said, "First of all,
mate, you're the dickhead." Second, you better not have, I really
need to borrow that Koala Mower." And then they said, "What
the fack's a Koala Mower?" And I said, "It's basically
just a regular lawnmower but with koala
ears glued to it." And they said that was stupid, and I told 'em, "You're the one
who's fackin' stupid, dickhead." "Why don't ya come to Dapto and talk
shit to my face, see what happens?" Anyway, they told me they left you
on the side of the Princess Highway, so I came looking for ya
I rang your Koala Phone to ask to borrow your Koala
Mower and some 'roos answered and they said, "Oi, dickhead,
we beat up your friend." And I said, "First of all,
mate, you're the dickhead." Second, you better not have, I really
need to borrow that Koala Mower." And then they said, "What
the fack's a Koala Mower?" And I said, "It's basically
just a regular lawnmower but with koala
ears glued to it." And they said that was stupid, and I told 'em, "You're the one
who's fackin' stupid, dickhead." "Why don't ya come to Dapto and talk
shit to my face, see what happens?" Anyway, they told me they left you
on the side of the Princess Highway, so I came looking for ya
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- Well, couple hours ago,
I rang your Koala Phone
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to ask to borrow your Koala
Mower and some 'roos answered
00:00:07.002 --> 00:00:10.991
and they said, "Oi, dickhead,
we beat up your friend."
00:00:10.003 --> 00:00:13.022
And I said, "First of all,
mate, you're the dickhead."
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Second, you better not have, I really
need to borrow that Koala Mower."
00:00:17.006 --> 00:00:20.268
And then they said, "What
the fack's a Koala Mower?"
00:00:20.269 --> 00:00:22.896
And I said, "It's basically
just a regular lawnmower
00:00:22.897 --> 00:00:24.523
but with koala
ears glued to it."
00:00:24.524 --> 00:00:26.441
And they said that was stupid,
00:00:26.442 --> 00:00:29.861
and I told 'em, "You're the one
who's fackin' stupid, dickhead."
00:00:29.862 --> 00:00:33.407
"Why don't ya come to Dapto and talk
shit to my face, see what happens?"
00:00:33.408 --> 00:00:36.284
Anyway, they told me they left you
on the side of the Princess Highway,
00:00:36.285 --> 00:00:37.452
so I came looking for ya.
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Movie Summary
A powerless superhero and family patriarch in an Australian suburb lives a not-so-secret identity as Koala Man while possessing a burning passion to snuff out petty crime and bring order to the community.
