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Kung Fu Hustle

I'll count to three. One

I'll count to three. One

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I'll count to three
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One
Available in 7 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:15
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, fantasy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In Shanghai, China in the 1940s, a wannabe gangster aspires to join the notorious "Axe Gang" while residents of a housing complex exhibit extraordinary powers in defending their turf.
Are the goods okay, Brother Sum? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:08
Are the goods okay, Brother Sum?
Get rid of him! - Kung Fu Hustle 00:24
Get rid of him!
- Boy, can this guy pick locks. - Kung Fu Hustle 00:21
- Boy, can this guy pick locks.
That's quick! - Kung Fu Hustle 00:24
That's quick!
Ever killed anyoneI've always thought about it - Kung Fu Hustle 00:06
Ever killed anyoneI've always thought about it
A bum like that can always come in handy - Kung Fu Hustle 00:05
A bum like that can always come in handy
We can always find a use for that type. - Kung Fu Hustle 00:06
We can always find a use for that type.
I told you before, you've got to look tough. - Kung Fu Hustle 00:47
I told you before, you've got to look tough.
- You gave him your life savings? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:11
- You gave him your life savings?
Hey! It's the Buddhist Palm! "The 20-Cent Kung Fu Manual." You must be loaded. Have you killed anyon - Kung Fu Hustle 00:12
Hey! It's the Buddhist Palm! "The 20-Cent Kung Fu...
He's a fool, and she's mute. - Kung Fu Hustle 00:23
He's a fool, and she's mute.
I realized then that good guys never win I want to be badI want to be the killerIce cream Where - Kung Fu Hustle 00:12
I realized then that good guys never win I want to be badI...
What're you looking at Never seen free ice cream before - Kung Fu Hustle 00:05
What're you looking at Never seen free ice cream before
You're such kung-fu masters, go take it on the road. - Kung Fu Hustle 00:37
You're such kung-fu masters, go take it on the road.
We have nothing precious to give you......but take this as a token of our appreciation. - Kung Fu Hustle 00:10
We have nothing precious to give you......but take this as a...
You may know kung fu but you're still a fairy - Kung Fu Hustle 00:05
You may know kung fu but you're still a fairy
What's wrong with red underwear - Kung Fu Hustle 00:04
What's wrong with red underwear
The fat lady can really sing. - Kung Fu Hustle 00:08
The fat lady can really sing.
What happened? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:09
What happened?
Sorry! You okay? I think you should get closer and take better aim. Okay? Okay! - Kung Fu Hustle 00:10
Sorry! You okay? I think you should get closer and take...