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Kung Fu Hustle

One, two, three! - That okay, Coolie?- No problem!

One, two, three! - That okay, Coolie?- No problem!

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One two three
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That okay Coolie No problem
Available in 6 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:37
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, fantasy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In Shanghai, China in the 1940s, a wannabe gangster aspires to join the notorious "Axe Gang" while residents of a housing complex exhibit extraordinary powers in defending their turf.
My check, please, Donut. - Kung Fu Hustle 00:29
My check, please, Donut.
Good to see you, Landlord! - Kung Fu Hustle 00:08
Good to see you, Landlord!
Can you make the skirt slit higher? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:12
Can you make the skirt slit higher?
Jane! You naughty girl! Landlord! You're such a scoundrel! Don't go, Jane! Stay and chat! I'm only k - Kung Fu Hustle 00:18
Jane! You naughty girl! Landlord! You're such a...
Water ain't free! - Kung Fu Hustle 00:46
Water ain't free!
What took you so long with the congee? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:17
What took you so long with the congee?
Can you teach me how to do that sir - Kung Fu Hustle 00:06
Can you teach me how to do that sir
Please can you teach us, sir? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:06
Please can you teach us, sir?
No more soccer - Kung Fu Hustle 00:03
No more soccer
- Who wants the cut? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:08
- Who wants the cut?
Done! Fifty cents, please. Isn't it great? It's too good! Why'd you make him look so good? Why? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:15
Done! Fifty cents, please. Isn't it great? It's...
Don't get mad, boss. - Kung Fu Hustle 00:46
Don't get mad, boss.
Now you're dead! - Kung Fu Hustle 00:15
Now you're dead!
You want to play tough? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:29
You want to play tough?
What do you do? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:30
What do you do?
No, not you. - Kung Fu Hustle 00:41
No, not you.
Fat woman you're in charge here rightFat woman my assI'm with the Axe GangAxe Gang my assBossBoss my assYou have to pay our medical bills Bills my assWe're on the same side Same side my ass - Kung Fu Hustle 00:18
Fat woman you're in charge here rightFat woman my...
Think you're so tough? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:21
Think you're so tough?
Who threw the firecracker - Kung Fu Hustle 00:03
Who threw the firecracker
Mind your own business! - Kung Fu Hustle 00:09
Mind your own business!