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Kung Fu Hustle

Please can you teach us, sir? No more soccer!

Please can you teach us, sir? No more soccer!

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Please can you teach us sir
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No more soccer
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:40
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, fantasy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In Shanghai, China in the 1940s, a wannabe gangster aspires to join the notorious "Axe Gang" while residents of a housing complex exhibit extraordinary powers in defending their turf.
No more soccer - Kung Fu Hustle 00:03
No more soccer
- Who wants the cut? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:08
- Who wants the cut?
Done! Fifty cents, please. Isn't it great? It's too good! Why'd you make him look so good? Why? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:15
Done! Fifty cents, please. Isn't it great? It's...
Don't get mad, boss. - Kung Fu Hustle 00:46
Don't get mad, boss.
Now you're dead! - Kung Fu Hustle 00:15
Now you're dead!
You want to play tough? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:29
You want to play tough?
What do you do? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:30
What do you do?
No, not you. - Kung Fu Hustle 00:41
No, not you.
Fat woman you're in charge here rightFat woman my assI'm with the Axe GangAxe Gang my assBossBoss my assYou have to pay our medical bills Bills my assWe're on the same side Same side my ass - Kung Fu Hustle 00:18
Fat woman you're in charge here rightFat woman my...
Think you're so tough? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:21
Think you're so tough?
Who threw the firecracker - Kung Fu Hustle 00:03
Who threw the firecracker
Mind your own business! - Kung Fu Hustle 00:09
Mind your own business!
You blackmailing me too? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:07
You blackmailing me too?
Did anyone see what happened? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:13
Did anyone see what happened?
Hold on, calm down. - Kung Fu Hustle 00:06
Hold on, calm down.
I'll count to three. - Kung Fu Hustle 00:08
I'll count to three.
Are the goods okay, Brother Sum? - Kung Fu Hustle 00:08
Are the goods okay, Brother Sum?
Get rid of him! - Kung Fu Hustle 00:24
Get rid of him!
- Boy, can this guy pick locks. - Kung Fu Hustle 00:21
- Boy, can this guy pick locks.
That's quick! - Kung Fu Hustle 00:24
That's quick!