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Water ain't free!

Water ain't free! You talk a lot for someonewho won't pay his rent. But I'm in the middle...

Kung Fu Hustle • 2004

Water ain't free! You talk a lot for someonewho won't pay his rent. But I'm in the middle of a shampoo. You think that's a problem? From now on, no water on Mondays,Wednesdays and Fridays. Water ration Tuesdays, Thursdaysand Saturdays. I just love hearing you foolscomplain. Assholes! Good morning, Landlady! Just pay your rent,or I'll burn your shop down. What's so funny?Rent's no laughing matter, fairy! Serves you right you're a coolie! Months overdue and not evena "good morning." You'll be a coolie for life

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Water ain't free

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You talk a lot for someone who won't pay his rent

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But I'm in the middle of a shampoo

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You think that's a problem

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From now on no water on Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays

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Water ration Tuesdays Thursdays and Saturdays

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I just love hearing you fools complain Assholes

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Good morning Landlady

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Just pay your rent or I'll burn your shop down

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What's so funny Rent's no laughing matter fairy

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Serves you right you're a coolie

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Months overdue and not even a good morning

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You'll be a coolie for life

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الماء ليس مجانيا

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أنت تتكل م كثيرا بالنسبة إلى شخص لا يدفع إيجاره

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لكنني أستحم

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أتعتقد أن هذه هي المشكلة

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من الآن فصاعدا لا مياه أيام الإثنين والأربعاء والجمعة

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تقنين في المياه أيام الثلاثاء والخميس والسبت

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أحب أن أسمعكم تتذم رون أيها السفلة

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صباح الخير أيتها المالكة

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ادفع إيجارك وإلا أحرقت متجرك

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ما المضحك الإيجار ليس مسألة مضحكة

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هذا يناسبك فأنت عامل غير ماهر

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م ستحق منذ أشهر وأنت لا تقول حتى صباح الخير

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ستبقى عاملا غير ماهر طوال حياتك

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L'eau n'est pas gratuite

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Vous parlez beaucoup pour quelqu'un qui ne paie pas son loyer

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Mais j'avais pas fini de me shampouiner

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Et alors

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Dorénavant plus d'eau lundi mercredi et vendredi

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Rationnement mardi jeudi et samedi

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J'adore vous entendre gémir Bande d'abrutis

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Bonjour Patronne

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Paie ton loyer ou je brûle ta boutique

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Ça vous fait rire Le loyer n'est pas un sujet de rigolade tapette

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Ça t'apprendra coolie

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Plusieurs mois de retard et même pas un bonjour

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Tu resteras un coolie toute ta vie

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Das Wasser ist nicht kostenlos

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Du redest viel für einen der seine Miete nicht zahlt

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Aber ich bin gerade beim Waschen

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Ach und du denkst das interessiert mich

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Von heute an nur noch Wasser montags mittwochs und freitags

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Wasserrationen dienstags donnerstags und samstags

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Ich liebe es mir eure beknackten Beschwerden anzuhören

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Guten Morgen Hausherrin

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Bezahl einfach deine Miete oder ich mach deinen Laden dicht

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Was ist so lustig Bei mir gibt's nichts zu lachen Schwuli

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Geschieht dir recht Tagelöhner

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Einen Monat im Rückstand und nicht mal ein Guten Morgen

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So bleibst du für immer ein Tagelöhner

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I understand that you have a request to make of me

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More of a proposal to put to ye

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I've a venture underway and I find myself in need of a ship and a crew

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It's an odd coincidence

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Because you happen to have a ship and a crew you don't need

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No

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Because earlier this day not far from here

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a thief broke into my most revered uncle's temple

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and tried to make off with these

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The navigational charts

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The route to the Farthest Gate

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Wouldn't it be amazing if this venture of yours

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took you to the world beyond this one

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Beritahu dia

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98 kurang 10 jadi berapa

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''Rock periksa uangnya ''

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''Bos bon itu tidak bercap ''

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''Bos bukan aku ''

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Aku mengambilnya dari dia

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Pria yang gemuk dia bilang dia datang dari desa yang sama denganku

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Artinya kalian sejenis

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Rocky

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Bawa dia kepadaku

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''Bos dengarkan aku ''

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Ini semua tak ada hubungannya denganku

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Lari

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''Kami tidak sejenis pak ''

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Dia

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Yang mengenakan topi

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El agua no es gratis

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Habla demasiado para ser alguien que no paga el alquiler

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Pero estoy en medio de un champú

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Le parece un problema

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Desde ahora nada de agua lunes miércoles y viernes

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Ración de agua martes jueves y sábados

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Me encanta oírlos a ustedes quejarse Imbéciles

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Buenos días patrona

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Sólo pague su alquiler o le quemaré la tienda

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Qué es tan gracioso El alquiler no es para reírse

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Te lo mereces eres un culí

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Debes meses y ni siquiera saludas

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Serás un culí toda la vida

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Duration

46 seconds

Views

32

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:31

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, fantasy

Production

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Movie Summary

In Shanghai, China in the 1940s, a wannabe gangster aspires to join the notorious "Axe Gang" while residents of a housing complex exhibit extraordinary powers in defending their turf.