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"Kung Fu Panda" quotes

Kung Fu Panda poster
To everyone's surprise, including his own, Po, an overweight, clumsy panda, is chosen as protector of the Valley of Peace. His suitability will soon be tested as the valley's arch-enemy is on his way.

Director: Mark Osborne, John Stevenson
Writer: Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger, Ethan Reiff
Production: N/A
Genre: animation, action, adventure
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 74/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $215,434,591
Released: 06 Jun 2008
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 14 wins & 39 nominations total

78 video clips

ShifuPoOogwayMr. PingTai LungMantisTigressMonkeyViperCraneGang BossZengCommander Vachir
Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles - Kung Fu Panda 00:33 Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles Come here The secret ingredient is - Kung Fu Panda 00:39 Come here The secret ingredient is My old friend - Kung Fu Panda 01:10 My old friend The Furious Five - Kung Fu Panda 00:14 The Furious Five One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it - Kung Fu Panda 00:08 One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it Master Shifu - Kung Fu Panda 01:04 Master Shifu Can't defeat me - Kung Fu Panda 00:38 Can't defeat me There are no accidents - Kung Fu Panda 00:20 There are no accidents You don't believe that You never believed that - Kung Fu Panda 01:04 You don't believe that You never believed that He was so deadly in fact - Kung Fu Panda 00:09 He was so deadly in fact What Nothing Master Shifu - Kung Fu Panda 00:24 What Nothing Master Shifu The Sacred Hall of Warriors No way - Kung Fu Panda 00:24 The Sacred Hall of Warriors No way Who are you - Kung Fu Panda 00:28 Who are you If he's smart he won't come back up those steps - Kung Fu Panda 00:13 If he's smart he won't come back up those steps There is no charge for awesomeness - Kung Fu Panda 00:09 There is no charge for awesomeness The Wuxi Finger Hold - Kung Fu Panda 00:14 The Wuxi Finger Hold Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before - Kung Fu Panda 00:46 Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months - Kung Fu Panda 00:22 It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months One would think Master Oogway would choose someone who knew kung fu - Kung Fu Panda 00:13 One would think Master Oogway would choose someone who knew... YOU HAVE DONE WELL - Kung Fu Panda 00:21 YOU HAVE DONE WELL Let's begin Wait wait wait - Kung Fu Panda 00:52 Let's begin Wait wait wait I figured it out Skadoosh - Kung Fu Panda 00:09 I figured it out Skadoosh The Sword of Heroes - Kung Fu Panda 00:12 The Sword of Heroes When you focus on kung fu - Kung Fu Panda 00:28 When you focus on kung fu Hey guys - Kung Fu Panda 00:18 Hey guys Yesterday is history - Kung Fu Panda 00:22 Yesterday is history Are you ready I was born re - Kung Fu Panda 00:13 Are you ready I was born re I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom - Kung Fu Panda 00:48 I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly... Stop it - Kung Fu Panda 00:05 Stop it Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior - Kung Fu Panda 00:17 Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior I've only seen paintings of that painting - Kung Fu Panda 00:09 I've only seen paintings of that painting You dragged me - Kung Fu Panda 00:53 You dragged me I see you like to chew Maybe you should chew on my fist - Kung Fu Panda 00:17 I see you like to chew Maybe you should chew on my fist After you panda - Kung Fu Panda 00:43 After you panda What are you pointing - Kung Fu Panda 00:34 What are you pointing There are no accidents - Kung Fu Panda 00:05 There are no accidents Finally Oh yes - Kung Fu Panda 00:32 Finally Oh yes My time has come - Kung Fu Panda 00:28 My time has come Careful That soup is sharp - Kung Fu Panda 00:05 Careful That soup is sharp I know you're trying to be all mystical and kung fuey - Kung Fu Panda 00:11 I know you're trying to be all mystical and kung fuey You don't belong here Yeah of course - Kung Fu Panda 00:27 You don't belong here Yeah of course It's blank What - Kung Fu Panda 00:19 It's blank What Master Master - Kung Fu Panda 00:28 Master Master All I ever did I did to make you proud - Kung Fu Panda 01:04 All I ever did I did to make you proud But who Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power - Kung Fu Panda 00:14 But who Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to... I have come home Master - Kung Fu Panda 00:27 I have come home Master There is now a level zero - Kung Fu Panda 00:11 There is now a level zero Where's the Dragon Warrior - Kung Fu Panda 00:32 Where's the Dragon Warrior I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better - Kung Fu Panda 00:20 I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better And believe me citizens you have not seen anything yet - Kung Fu Panda 00:14 And believe me citizens you have not seen anything yet The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors - Kung Fu Panda 00:24 The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors Look you don't belong here - Kung Fu Panda 00:22 Look you don't belong here They're five masters I'm just one me - Kung Fu Panda 00:09 They're five masters I'm just one me That's my boy That big lovely kung fu warrior is my son - Kung Fu Panda 00:14 That's my boy That big lovely kung fu warrior is my son We should hang out - Kung Fu Panda 00:06 We should hang out I rotted in jail for 20 years because of your weakness - Kung Fu Panda 01:08 I rotted in jail for 20 years because of your weakness Monkey - Kung Fu Panda 00:06 Monkey This will be easier than I thought - Kung Fu Panda 00:05 This will be easier than I thought We are noodle folk Broth runs through our veins - Kung Fu Panda 00:07 We are noodle folk Broth runs through our veins OK yeah I mean I just ate So I'm still digesting - Kung Fu Panda 00:11 OK yeah I mean I just ate So I'm still digesting Can we run now Yes - Kung Fu Panda 00:07 Can we run now Yes He's too fast - Kung Fu Panda 00:07 He's too fast You will beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior - Kung Fu Panda 00:11 You will beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior If you can - Kung Fu Panda 00:26 If you can We're dead So very very dead - Kung Fu Panda 00:06 We're dead So very very dead Noodles You were really dreaming about noodles - Kung Fu Panda 00:45 Noodles You were really dreaming about noodles Shifu taught you well - Kung Fu Panda 00:09 Shifu taught you well The scroll has given him power - Kung Fu Panda 00:04 The scroll has given him power I'm glad Shifu sent you - Kung Fu Panda 00:16 I'm glad Shifu sent you My time has come - Kung Fu Panda 00:07 My time has come What you got You got nothing 'cause I got it right here - Kung Fu Panda 00:15 What you got You got nothing 'cause I got it right here Hey tough guy did you hear - Kung Fu Panda 00:24 Hey tough guy did you hear Tai Lung is free I must warn Shifu - Kung Fu Panda 00:09 Tai Lung is free I must warn Shifu I'm not hungry - Kung Fu Panda 00:10 I'm not hungry Well done students if you were trying to disappoint me - Kung Fu Panda 00:09 Well done students if you were trying to disappoint me But Dad didn't you ever want to do something else - Kung Fu Panda 00:41 But Dad didn't you ever want to do something else Yeah Glad I had it - Kung Fu Panda 00:06 Yeah Glad I had it Those are sensitive in the flabby parts - Kung Fu Panda 01:04 Those are sensitive in the flabby parts

Cast

Po - Jack Black
Shifu - Dustin Hoffman
Tigress - Angelina Jolie
Tai Lung - Ian McShane
Monkey - Jackie Chan
All Cast