Good. I can't wait to get started
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Shifu:
You are not the Dragon Warrior! You will never be the Dragon Warrior until you learn the secret of the Dragon Scroll! Po:
[looking up at the scroll]
Oh. So, how does this work, do you have a ladder or a trampoline or something? Shifu:
You think it's that easy, that I'm just going to hand you the secret to limitless power? No! One must first master the very highest level of kung fu, and that is clearly impossible when that one is someone like you! Po:
Someone like me? Shifu:
Yes! Look at you! [whacking him] Shifu:
This fat butt! Flabby arms! Po:
Ow! Those are sensitive in the flabby parts. Shifu:
This ridiculous belly! Po:
Hey! Shifu:
And your utter disregard for personal hygiene! Po:
Now wait a minute, that's a little uncalled for! Shifu:
Don't stand that close, I can smell your breath! Po:
Listen, Oogway said that I was... [Shifu grabs his finger] Po:
The Wuxi finger hold! No, not The Wuxi finger hold! Shifu:
Oh-hoho, you know this hold. Po:
Developed by Master Wuxi in the third dynasty, yes! Shifu:
Oh, then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky... Po:
[gasps]
No no no no! Shifu:
You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part... is cleaning up afterwards. Po:
Okay, okay take it easy... Shifu:
Now listen closely, panda. Oogway may have picked you, but when I'm through, I promise you, you're going to wish he hadn't! Are we clear? Po:
Oh, yeah! We're clear, We're clear, we're so clear! Shifu:
[chuckling]
Good. I can't wait to get started
You are not the Dragon Warrior! You will never be the Dragon Warrior until you learn the secret of the Dragon Scroll! Po:
[looking up at the scroll]
Oh. So, how does this work, do you have a ladder or a trampoline or something? Shifu:
You think it's that easy, that I'm just going to hand you the secret to limitless power? No! One must first master the very highest level of kung fu, and that is clearly impossible when that one is someone like you! Po:
Someone like me? Shifu:
Yes! Look at you! [whacking him] Shifu:
This fat butt! Flabby arms! Po:
Ow! Those are sensitive in the flabby parts. Shifu:
This ridiculous belly! Po:
Hey! Shifu:
And your utter disregard for personal hygiene! Po:
Now wait a minute, that's a little uncalled for! Shifu:
Don't stand that close, I can smell your breath! Po:
Listen, Oogway said that I was... [Shifu grabs his finger] Po:
The Wuxi finger hold! No, not The Wuxi finger hold! Shifu:
Oh-hoho, you know this hold. Po:
Developed by Master Wuxi in the third dynasty, yes! Shifu:
Oh, then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky... Po:
[gasps]
No no no no! Shifu:
You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part... is cleaning up afterwards. Po:
Okay, okay take it easy... Shifu:
Now listen closely, panda. Oogway may have picked you, but when I'm through, I promise you, you're going to wish he hadn't! Are we clear? Po:
Oh, yeah! We're clear, We're clear, we're so clear! Shifu:
[chuckling]
Good. I can't wait to get started
Full Transcript
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Those are sensitive in the flabby parts
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And this ridiculous belly
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And utter disregard for personal hygiene
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Now wait a minute That's uncalled for
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Don't stand that close I can smell your breath
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Listen Oogway said I was
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The Wuxi Finger Hold Not the Wuxi Finger Hold
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Oh you know this hold
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Developed by Master Wuxi in the Third Dynasty
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Then you know what happens when I flex my pinky
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No no You know the hardest part of this
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The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards
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OK OK take it easy
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Now listen closely panda
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Oogway may have picked you but when I'm through with you
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I promise you you're going to wish he hadn't Are we clear
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Yeah we're clear We're so clear
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Good
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I can't wait to get started
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Movie Summary
To everyone's surprise, including his own, Po, an overweight, clumsy panda, is chosen as protector of the Valley of Peace. His suitability will soon be tested as the valley's arch-enemy is on his way.
Actors
Shifu
Po
