I was able to triangulate the cell phone signal and trace the caller. His name is Adolf...
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Hacker Man:
I was able to triangulate the cell phone signal and trace the caller. His name is Adolf Hitler.
Kung Fury:
Hitler. He's the worst criminal of all time.
Hacker Man:
Do you know him, sir?
Kung Fury:
I guess you could say that. In the 1940s, Hitler was a kung-fu champion. He was so good at kung-fu, that he decided to change his name to 'Kung Führer'. But he didn't stop there. He knew the Kung Fury prophecy, and wanted to claim the throne, so he and his posse of Nazi soldiers conducted experiments for years. They were never able to figure how to master the art of Kung Fury. Then one day, he disappeared from the face of the Earth. And no one has seen him ever since, until now. I guess if he figured he can find the Chosen One and kill him, He will become Kung Fury himself. He must have traveled in time in order to get here, which is probably why he disappeared in the first place.
Hacker Man:
So what are you gonna do?
Kung Fury:
My job. I'm gonna go back in time to Nazi Germany and kill Hitler once and for all.
Hacker Man:
So, uh, how are you gonna do that?
Kung Fury:
I'm not sure. I need some sort of time machine.
[Hackerman thinks]
Hacker Man:
Wait a minute. Using an RX modulator, I might be able to conduct a mainframe cell direct and hack the uplink to the download.
Kung Fury:
What the hell does that mean?
Hacker Man:
It means that with the right computer algorithms, I can hack you back in time. Just like a time machine.
Kung Fury:
Well then. It's hacking time.
Transcript
[HACKERMAN]
I was able to triangulate
the cell phone signal
and trace the caller.
His name is Adolf Hitler.
Hitler, he's the worst
criminal of all time.
Do you know him, sir?
I guess you could say that.
In the 1940's,
Hitler was a Kung Fu champion.
[KUNG FURY] He was so good at Kung Fu,
that he decided to change his name to Kung Führer.
But he didn't stop there.
He knew of the Kung Fury prophecy,
and wanted to claim the throne.
He and his posse of Nazi soldiers
conducted experiments for years.
[TENSE MUSIC
WITH A KUNG FU UNDERTONE]
But they weren't able to figure out
how to master the art of Kung Fury.
And one day,
he disappeared from the face of the earth.
And no-one has seen him ever since.
Until now.
I guess he figured if he could
find and kill the chosen one,
he would become
Kung Fury himself.
He must have traveled in time
in order to get here,
that's probably why
he disappeared.
So, what're you gonna do?
My job.
I'm gonna go back in time
to Nazi Germany,
and kill Hitler,
once and for all.
[HACKERMAN]
So, how are you gonna do that?
I'm not sure.
I need some sort of
time machine.
Wait a minute,
using an RX modulator,
I might be able to conduct
a mainframe cell direct and
hack the uplink to the download.
What does that mean?
With the right algorithms,
I can hack you back in time.
Just like a time machine.
Well then, it's hacking time.
[80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC]
[80'S ACTION MUSIC
FADES TO STATIC]
[ACTION MUSIC KICKS BACK IN]
[COMPUTER BEEPING]
Oh, no!
[INTERFERENCE IN
80'S ACTION MUSIC]
[SILENCE]
[EERY ECHOING AND WIND BLOWING]
[SOFT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]
[ELECTRICAL SURGE]
[MUSIC FADES OUT]
Fuck!
That's a Laser-Raptor.
I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago.
Clip duration: 247 seconds
Views: 405
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: action, comedy, science fiction, fantasy
Summary: During an unfortunate series of events, a friend of Kung Fury is assassinated by the most dangerous kung fu master criminal of all time, Adolf Hitler, a.k.a Kung Führer. Kung Fury decides to travel back in time to Nazi Germany in order to kill Hitler and end the Nazi empire once and for all.
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00:04 KUNG FURY I'm disarming you
00:07 You don't need that spine
00:07 Hey you got a permit for those guns
00:35 HACKERMAN I was able to triangulate the cell phone signal
00:33 You need to start following the rules like the rest of us
00:25 That explains the Laser Raptor Fuck
00:23 I need someone to trace that call
00:26 Open the doors Hoff
00:30 So anyway
00:03 Game over
00:34 Oh my not much left of him is there
00:36 Who the hell are you
00:36 I want to welcome you and your friends to Germany
00:07 Fuck you Kung Fury
00:36 Well looks like this is my ride
00:25 Game over
00:36 CHIEF MCNICKLES I don't wanna hear it Kung Fury
00:17 Yeah that's my bicep
00:36 KUNG FURY I'm a cop and damn good at my job
00:32 How am I going to explain this to the press hm