I don't want to hear it, Kung Fury! I just got back from City Hall. Fifty million dollars...
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Chief:
I don't want to hear it, Kung Fury! I just got back from City Hall. Fifty million dollars worth of damages, and I've got the Mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra. How am I gonna explain this to the press? You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake!
Kung Fury:
Did you tell me to block it out?
Chief:
I told you to do it by the book.
Kung Fury:
Cut the bullshit. No one else in this department could've stopped that arcade machine and you know it.
Chief:
Oh, man. Listen to me, Kung Fury. You need to start following the rules like the rest of us, so I'm assigning you a new partner.
Kung Fury:
What? Hell no, I work alone.
Chief:
Not anymore, you don't. Say hi to your new partner: Triceracop.
Triceracop:
Very nice meeting you, Kung Fury.
[Triceracop offers a handshake]
Triceracop:
Looking forward to working with you.
[Kung Fury begins to remember the death of his former partner Dragon, then faces the Chief]
Kung Fury:
I work alone.
Chief:
Either you team up with Triceracop, or you're off the case.
Kung Fury:
I'm not off the case.
[Pulls badge off jacket and slams it on the desk]
Kung Fury:
I quit!
[Kung Fury walks out of the office]
Transcript
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CHIEF MCNICKLES I don't wanna hear it Kung Fury
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I just got back from city hall 50 million worth of damages
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and I got the mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra
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How am I going to explain this to the press hm
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You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake
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Didn't you tell me to block it out
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I told you do it by the book
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Cut the bullshit
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Nobody else could have stopped
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that arcade machine and you know it
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CHIEF MCNICKLES Oh man listen to me Kung Fury
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You need to start following the rules like the rest of us
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 190
Timestamp in movie: 00h 06m 13s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, science fiction, fantasy
Summary: During an unfortunate series of events, a friend of Kung Fury is assassinated by the most dangerous kung fu master criminal of all time, Adolf Hitler, a.k.a Kung Führer. Kung Fury decides to travel back in time to Nazi Germany in order to kill Hitler and end the Nazi empire once and for all.
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00:17 Yeah that's my bicep
00:36 KUNG FURY I'm a cop and damn good at my job
00:32 How am I going to explain this to the press hm
04:07 His name is Adolf Hitler
00:04 KUNG FURY I'm disarming you
00:07 You don't need that spine
00:07 Hey you got a permit for those guns
00:35 HACKERMAN I was able to triangulate the cell phone signal
00:33 You need to start following the rules like the rest of us
00:25 That explains the Laser Raptor Fuck
00:23 I need someone to trace that call
00:26 Open the doors Hoff
00:30 So anyway
00:03 Game over
00:34 Oh my not much left of him is there
00:36 Who the hell are you
00:36 I want to welcome you and your friends to Germany
00:07 Fuck you Kung Fury
00:36 Well looks like this is my ride
00:25 Game over