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[Kung Fury exits the time portal into a valley. A velociraptor suddenly appears and destroys his time hacking device with lasers from its eyes] Kung Fury:
[narration]
Fuck! That's a laser raptor. I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago. [Kung Fury and the raptor have an intense stare down until the raptor is suddenly gunned down. He turns around and sees the Viking Babe Barbarianna riding a giant wolf. She points her Gatling gun at him] Kung Fury:
Who are you? Barbarianna:
My name... is Barbarianna. Kung Fury:
What year is this? Barbarianna:
It's the Viking Age. Kung Fury:
[narration]
That explains the laser raptor. Fuck! I went too far back in time. Barbarianna:
You need to get out of this valley. This place is swarming with laser raptors. I'll meet you at the God's Drop. Katana can get you there. Kung Fury:
Who's Katana? Katana:
I'm Katana. [Kung Fury turns around and sees Katana wielding an Uzi] Katana:
I can give you a ride to Asgard. Kung Fury:
A ride on what? [Next scene shows Kung Fury and Katana riding a tyrannosaurus]
[narration]
Fuck! That's a laser raptor. I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago. [Kung Fury and the raptor have an intense stare down until the raptor is suddenly gunned down. He turns around and sees the Viking Babe Barbarianna riding a giant wolf. She points her Gatling gun at him] Kung Fury:
Who are you? Barbarianna:
My name... is Barbarianna. Kung Fury:
What year is this? Barbarianna:
It's the Viking Age. Kung Fury:
[narration]
That explains the laser raptor. Fuck! I went too far back in time. Barbarianna:
You need to get out of this valley. This place is swarming with laser raptors. I'll meet you at the God's Drop. Katana can get you there. Kung Fury:
Who's Katana? Katana:
I'm Katana. [Kung Fury turns around and sees Katana wielding an Uzi] Katana:
I can give you a ride to Asgard. Kung Fury:
A ride on what? [Next scene shows Kung Fury and Katana riding a tyrannosaurus]
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That explains the Laser Raptor Fuck
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I went too far back in time
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You need to get out of this valley
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This place is swarming with Laser Raptors
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I'll meet you at the God's drop Katana can help you get there
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Who's Katana
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KATANA I'm Katana
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I can give you a ride to Asgard
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A ride on what
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Movie Summary
During an unfortunate series of events, a friend of Kung Fury is assassinated by the most dangerous kung fu master criminal of all time, Adolf Hitler, a.k.a Kung Führer. Kung Fury decides to travel back in time to Nazi Germany in order to kill Hitler and end the Nazi empire once and for all.
