Fuck! That's a laser raptor. I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago. Who are...
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[Kung Fury exits the time portal into a valley. A velociraptor suddenly appears and destroys his time hacking device with lasers from its eyes]
Kung Fury:
[narration]
Fuck! That's a laser raptor. I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago.
[Kung Fury and the raptor have an intense stare down until the raptor is suddenly gunned down. He turns around and sees the Viking Babe Barbarianna riding a giant wolf. She points her Gatling gun at him]
Kung Fury:
Who are you?
Barbarianna:
My name... is Barbarianna.
Kung Fury:
What year is this?
Barbarianna:
It's the Viking Age.
Kung Fury:
[narration]
That explains the laser raptor. Fuck! I went too far back in time.
Barbarianna:
You need to get out of this valley. This place is swarming with laser raptors. I'll meet you at the God's Drop. Katana can get you there.
Kung Fury:
Who's Katana?
Katana:
I'm Katana.
[Kung Fury turns around and sees Katana wielding an Uzi]
Katana:
I can give you a ride to Asgard.
Kung Fury:
A ride on what?
[Next scene shows Kung Fury and Katana riding a tyrannosaurus]
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.533
That explains the Laser Raptor Fuck
00:00:03.633 --> 00:00:05.634
I went too far back in time
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You need to get out of this valley
00:00:07.008 --> 00:00:10.001
This place is swarming with Laser Raptors
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I'll meet you at the God's drop Katana can help you get there
00:00:13.633 --> 00:00:15.003
Who's Katana
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KATANA I'm Katana
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I can give you a ride to Asgard
00:00:22.567 --> 00:00:24.334
A ride on what
Clip duration: 25 seconds
Views: 884
Timestamp in movie: 00h 13m 21s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, science fiction, fantasy
Summary: During an unfortunate series of events, a friend of Kung Fury is assassinated by the most dangerous kung fu master criminal of all time, Adolf Hitler, a.k.a Kung Führer. Kung Fury decides to travel back in time to Nazi Germany in order to kill Hitler and end the Nazi empire once and for all.
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Actors
00:23 I need someone to trace that call
00:26 Open the doors Hoff
00:30 So anyway
00:03 Game over
00:34 Oh my not much left of him is there
00:36 Who the hell are you
00:36 I want to welcome you and your friends to Germany
00:07 Fuck you Kung Fury
00:36 Well looks like this is my ride
00:25 Game over
00:36 CHIEF MCNICKLES I don't wanna hear it Kung Fury
00:17 Yeah that's my bicep
00:36 KUNG FURY I'm a cop and damn good at my job
00:32 How am I going to explain this to the press hm
04:07 His name is Adolf Hitler
00:04 KUNG FURY I'm disarming you
00:07 You don't need that spine
00:07 Hey you got a permit for those guns
00:35 HACKERMAN I was able to triangulate the cell phone signal
00:33 You need to start following the rules like the rest of us