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"Kung Pow: Enter the Fist" quotes

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist poster
A rough-around-the-edges martial arts master seeks revenge for his parents' death.

Director: Steve Oedekerk
Writer: Steve Oedekerk
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 14/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $16,037,962
Released: 25 Jan 2002
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination
You think losing is winning - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:11 You think losing is winning I must apologize for Wimp Lo He is an idiot - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:06 I must apologize for Wimp Lo He is an idiot Enjoy the paralyzer - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:25 Enjoy the paralyzer Mm mm Hmm Mmm memento - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:10 Mm mm Hmm Mmm memento I swing a bit more - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:16 I swing a bit more Your butt that's about to be kicked - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:12 Your butt that's about to be kicked But that would just look stupid and leave my small - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:11 But that would just look stupid and leave my small Wimp Lo sucks as a fighter - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:14 Wimp Lo sucks as a fighter Do it for your family - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:14 Do it for your family Just reverse the capture method - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:18 Just reverse the capture method If you're so great - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:04 If you're so great Squirrel friend - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:14 Squirrel friend I was hoping one day I could be the Chosen One - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:06 I was hoping one day I could be the Chosen One I need gopher chucks - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:04 I need gopher chucks Have you ever seen him before - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:10 Have you ever seen him before You must take your place in the great circle of - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:09 You must take your place in the great circle of I rock and roll all day long sweet Susie - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:11 I rock and roll all day long sweet Susie Would you say 10 million - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:13 Would you say 10 million My finger points - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:07 My finger points So on he walked - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:19 So on he walked Hah If you've got an ass I'll kick it - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:10 Hah If you've got an ass I'll kick it Stinky pits and all - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:44 Stinky pits and all Again with the squeaky shoes - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:06 Again with the squeaky shoes Take a close look - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:20 Take a close look I spanked you as a baby I'll spank you now bitch - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:10 I spanked you as a baby I'll spank you now bitch Hmm Orson - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:11 Hmm Orson Shirt ripper - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:04 Shirt ripper I am a great magician - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:08 I am a great magician Let me know if you see a RadioShack - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:09 Let me know if you see a RadioShack Without Tonguey - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:46 Without Tonguey You are falling - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:20 You are falling His powers are greater than mine - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:14 His powers are greater than mine Isn't Betty a woman's name - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:06 Isn't Betty a woman's name We're children We're children - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:05 We're children We're children Once again With feeling - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:29 Once again With feeling Oh man I'm a little tiny horny honey - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:09 Oh man I'm a little tiny horny honey I thought you looked familiar - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:08 I thought you looked familiar Uh Master Betty - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:31 Uh Master Betty Ah chicken go cluck cluck Cow go moo - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:07 Ah chicken go cluck cluck Cow go moo He carries the baskets - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:18 He carries the baskets He was my father my entire life - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:24 He was my father my entire life Oh it's okay boy - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:10 Oh it's okay boy That tiny net was sure fire - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:13 That tiny net was sure fire You have helped me reach the next level - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:12 You have helped me reach the next level Come inside I'll get the Neosporin - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:15 Come inside I'll get the Neosporin Do I look all right - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 01:05 Do I look all right I remember a long time ago - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 01:01 I remember a long time ago Go get some snacks - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:29 Go get some snacks When you girls are done kissing - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:08 When you girls are done kissing Ah chicken go cluck cluck Cow go moo - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:35 Ah chicken go cluck cluck Cow go moo Oh Taco Bell Taco Bell - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:11 Oh Taco Bell Taco Bell Prepare the long rubber glove - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:25 Prepare the long rubber glove He would kill you like a small dog - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:18 He would kill you like a small dog Making me the victor - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:06 Making me the victor The Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:12 The Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws Face to foot style - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:20 Face to foot style Killing is wrong - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:24 Killing is wrong I'll kill him dead - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:12 I'll kill him dead I see the way you look at him - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:13 I see the way you look at him I have a mortal wound - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:13 I have a mortal wound I know you seek The Chosen One - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:28 I know you seek The Chosen One Our sexual preferences - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:12 Our sexual preferences So here were my options - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:22 So here were my options But Chosen One I want to help you but I - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 01:06 But Chosen One I want to help you but I On the ground back there - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:29 On the ground back there Hey who's he - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:14 Hey who's he You go that way - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:15 You go that way I have been called bad before - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:43 I have been called bad before Is someone going to come get me - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:42 Is someone going to come get me Whee oh whee oh whee oh whee - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:16 Whee oh whee oh whee oh whee That's a lot of nuts - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:26 That's a lot of nuts He wasn't at the restaurant - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:55 He wasn't at the restaurant We purposely trained him wrong - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:19 We purposely trained him wrong

Cast

Chosen One - Steve Oedekerk
Master Pain (Betty) - Fei Lung
Young Master Pain - Leo Lee
Dying Ling - Lin Yan