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Kung Pow: Enter the Fist is a movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way, he encounters some strange characters, one of which is a cow trained in the martial arts.

Director: Steve Oedekerk
Writer: Steve Oedekerk
Production: Fox Animation Studios, O Entertainment
Genre: action, comedy
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 14/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $16,037,962
Released: 25 Jan 2002
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination.


54 Clips & Quotes

I have been called bad before - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:50 I have been called bad before We purposely trained him wrong - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:19 We purposely trained him wrong You go that way - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:10 You go that way He wasn't at the restaurant - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:55 He wasn't at the restaurant On the ground back there - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:56 On the ground back there So here were my options - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:41 So here were my options I'll kill him dead - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:14 I'll kill him dead I'll take a pound of nuts - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:26 I'll take a pound of nuts That's a lot of nuts - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:26 That's a lot of nuts I see the way you look at him - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:18 I see the way you look at him I know you seek The Chosen One - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:42 I know you seek The Chosen One I have a mortal wound - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:23 I have a mortal wound He would kill you like a small dog - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:38 He would kill you like a small dog Killing is wrong - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:35 Killing is wrong Prepare the long rubber glove - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:21 Prepare the long rubber glove Go get some snacks - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:45 Go get some snacks He was my father my entire life - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:27 He was my father my entire life Making me the victor - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:11 Making me the victor I remember a long time ago - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 01:04 I remember a long time ago Face to foot style - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:36 Face to foot style The Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:26 The Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws Do I look all right - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 01:24 Do I look all right You are falling - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:13 You are falling Let me know if you see a RadioShack - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:14 Let me know if you see a RadioShack You have helped me reach the next level - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:29 You have helped me reach the next level He carries the baskets - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:49 He carries the baskets You are not ready - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:16 You are not ready Whee oh whee oh whee oh whee - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:16 Whee oh whee oh whee oh whee My finger points - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:10 My finger points That tiny net was sure fire - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:24 That tiny net was sure fire When you girls are done kissing - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:20 When you girls are done kissing Isn't Betty a woman's name - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:12 Isn't Betty a woman's name I thought you looked familiar - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:23 I thought you looked familiar Without Tonguey - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 01:04 Without Tonguey Take a close look - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:20 Take a close look Again with the squeaky shoes - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:13 Again with the squeaky shoes Have you ever seen him before - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:16 Have you ever seen him before His powers are greater than mine - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:27 His powers are greater than mine So on he walked - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:22 So on he walked Would you say 10 million - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:20 Would you say 10 million Squirrel friend - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:20 Squirrel friend Just reverse the capture method - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:18 Just reverse the capture method Wimp Lo sucks as a fighter - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:39 Wimp Lo sucks as a fighter You must take your place in the great circle of - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:17 You must take your place in the great circle of Stinky pits and all - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:17 Stinky pits and all Your butt that's about to be kicked - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:14 Your butt that's about to be kicked Is someone going to come get me - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:42 Is someone going to come get me I swing a bit more - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:25 I swing a bit more I need gopher chucks - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:11 I need gopher chucks I was hoping one day I could be the Chosen One - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:16 I was hoping one day I could be the Chosen One If you're so great - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:11 If you're so great Do it for your family - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:27 Do it for your family But that would just look stupid and leave my small - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:24 But that would just look stupid and leave my small You think losing is winning - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 00:13 You think losing is winning

Cast

Chosen One - Steve Oedekerk
Master Pain (Betty) - Fei Lung
Young Master Pain - Leo Lee
Dying Ling - Lin Yan
Wimp Lo - Chia-Yung Liu
Master Tang - Hui-Lou Chen
Master Doe - Chi Ma
Tonguey - Escobar Tongue
Father - Ming Lo
Mother - Peggy Lu
Chew Fat Lip - Tad Horino
Peasant Woman - Tori Tran
Young Master Pain's Henchman - Simon Rhee
Henchman #2 - Joon Kim
Grilled Face Fighter - Philip Tan
Boom Box Henchman - Nasty Nes
Masked Fighter - Chad Stahelski
Stick Fighter #1 - Michael Li
Stick Fighter #2 - Jen Sung
Stick Fighter #3 - Al Goto
Stick Fighter #4 - Will Leong
Lone Fighter - Woon Young Park
Gang Fighter #1 - Hiro Koda
Gang Fighter #2 - Ron Yuan
Gang Fighter #3 - David Wald
Gang Fighter #4 - John Koyama
Gang Fighter #5 - Jonathan Eusebio
Gang Fighter with Hole in Stomach - Marcus Young
Bikini Fighter - Elsa Cancino
Martial Arts Master #1 - James Wing Woo
Martial Arts Master #2 - Charles Park
Martial Arts Master #3 - Cary Y. Mizobe
Chosen One Baby - Alejandro Olazabal
Chosen One's Sister - Paulina Guerrero
Chosen One's Brother - Emanuel Kohakura
Crane Student #1 - Ivan Nakamura
Crane Student #2 - Óscar Carrillo
Dog - Banjo
Hu He Shuang Xing Cast - Chun Lei
Hu He Shuang Xing Cast - Hou-Chiang Chi
Hu He Shuang Xing Cast - Sung-Chao Yu
Hu He Shuang Xing Cast - Ho Wu
Ventriloquist - Phillip Chung-Fung Kwok
(archive footage) - Jimmy Wang Yu