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The Fall of the American Empire

You tell a lady, "Ma'am, this vacuum will make you happy." You believe it, 'cause you're...

You tell a lady, "Ma'am, this vacuum will make you happy." You believe it, 'cause you're not too bright

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You tell a lady,
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"Ma'am, this vacuum will make you happy."
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You believe it, 'cause you're not too bright.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:37
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama

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Movie Summary

A shy and insecure delivery truck driver accidentally arrives on the scene of a major crime and picks up two bags of cash and hides them. Only the help of a prostitute and a former biker released from jail might get him out of tro...
She buys the vacuum, - The Fall of the American Empire 00:04
She buys the vacuum,
You're named salesman of the month, - The Fall of the American Empire 00:05
You're named salesman of the month,
But if you're the least bit intelligent, - The Fall of the American Empire 00:07
But if you're the least bit intelligent,
The lady reads your mind, doesn't buy the vacuum, - The Fall of the American Empire 00:07
The lady reads your mind, doesn't buy the vacuum,
You use the time to write a great novel - The Fall of the American Empire 00:05
You use the time to write a great novel
Dostoyevsky hocked his wife's furs to gamble. - The Fall of the American Empire 00:04
Dostoyevsky hocked his wife's furs to gamble.
He was sure he'd win, - The Fall of the American Empire 00:05
He was sure he'd win,
Louis-Ferdinand Céline fled France - The Fall of the American Empire 00:05
Louis-Ferdinand Céline fled France
Sometimes in downtown apartments, - The Fall of the American Empire 00:07
Sometimes in downtown apartments,
You won't see their names in the papers or on TV. - The Fall of the American Empire 00:04
You won't see their names in the papers or on TV.
They work as deliverymen, - The Fall of the American Empire 00:04
They work as deliverymen,
What counts isn't intelligence, - The Fall of the American Empire 00:05
What counts isn't intelligence,
Roger Federer earns $128 mil, and he's Swiss. - The Fall of the American Empire 00:14
Roger Federer earns $128 mil, and he's Swiss.
If it weren't for Providence, - The Fall of the American Empire 00:05
If it weren't for Providence,
St James, Acts of the Apostles. - The Fall of the American Empire 00:05
St James, Acts of the Apostles.
I got out of my van, a guy was lying there. - The Fall of the American Empire 00:04
I got out of my van, a guy was lying there.
I heard sirens - The Fall of the American Empire 00:06
I heard sirens
If you remember anything, - The Fall of the American Empire 00:04
If you remember anything,
The term we hear every day in the media is - The Fall of the American Empire 00:07
The term we hear every day in the media is
Accounting firms prefer to call it - The Fall of the American Empire 00:07
Accounting firms prefer to call it