"Labyrinth" quotes

Labyrinth poster
Sixteen-year-old Sarah is given thirteen hours to solve a labyrinth and rescue her baby brother Toby when her wish for him to be taken away is granted by the Goblin King Jareth.

Director: Jim Henson
Writer: Dennis Lee, Jim Henson, Terry Jones
Production: N/A
Year: 1986
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $13,723,253
Released: 27 Jun 1986
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award4 nominations total

58 Clips

I've brought you a gift - Labyrinth 00:42
I've brought you a gift
It's very rude to stare - Labyrinth 01:55
It's very rude to stare
It's so stimulating being your hat - Labyrinth 00:14
It's so stimulating being your hat
It's against the rules to throwing other people's heads - Labyrinth 00:27
It's against the rules to throwing other people's heads
It seems like we're not getting anywhere - Labyrinth 00:15
It seems like we're not getting anywhere
Is that all it does - Labyrinth 00:54
Is that all it does
In 9 hours and 23 minutes - Labyrinth 00:12
In 9 hours and 23 minutes
If I thought that for one second that you would betray me - Labyrinth 00:36
If I thought that for one second that you would betray me
If she ever kisses you - Labyrinth 00:23
If she ever kisses you
I wish the goblins would come and take you away - Labyrinth 00:17
I wish the goblins would come and take you away
I wish I did know what to say to make the goblins come and take you away - Labyrinth 00:38
I wish I did know what to say to make the goblins come and...
I hit something - Labyrinth 00:10
I hit something
I have to face him alone - Labyrinth 00:39
I have to face him alone
I don't know why - Labyrinth 00:41
I don't know why
You're the Goblin King - Labyrinth 00:28
You're the Goblin King
You're horrible - Labyrinth 00:10
You're horrible
You're going the wrong way - Labyrinth 00:17
You're going the wrong way
Your mother is a fraggin' aardvark - Labyrinth 00:14
Your mother is a fraggin' aardvark
I can conquer this mountain - Labyrinth 00:13
I can conquer this mountain
I can bear it no longer - Labyrinth 00:37
I can bear it no longer
I ask for so little - Labyrinth 00:18
I ask for so little
How's that for brainpower - Labyrinth 00:38
How's that for brainpower
Her head don't come off - Labyrinth 00:32
Her head don't come off
Go back to your room - Labyrinth 00:23
Go back to your room
Give me the child - Labyrinth 01:19
Give me the child
Does anyone want to play a game of Scrabble - Labyrinth 00:16
Does anyone want to play a game of Scrabble
Canst thou summon up the very rocks - Labyrinth 00:14
Canst thou summon up the very rocks
Call out the guards - Labyrinth 00:44
Call out the guards
But that's close enough - Labyrinth 00:31
But that's close enough
And hardships unnumbered - Labyrinth 01:23
And hardships unnumbered
You have to understand my position - Labyrinth 00:28
You have to understand my position
You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth - Labyrinth 00:27
You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth
What've you done - Labyrinth 00:10
What've you done
What's the matter - Labyrinth 00:26
What's the matter
What'd you expect fairies to do - Labyrinth 00:28
What'd you expect fairies to do
What have I done - Labyrinth 00:25
What have I done
What have we here - Labyrinth 00:11
What have we here
What did you have to go and do a thing like that for - Labyrinth 00:22
What did you have to go and do a thing like that for
We  are  helping - Labyrinth 00:57
We are helping
Was that my stomach or yours - Labyrinth 00:13
Was that my stomach or yours
Unlock this door - Labyrinth 00:23
Unlock this door
Turn back before it's too late - Labyrinth 00:19
Turn back before it's too late
This is what we need - Labyrinth 01:03
This is what we need
This is not the way - Labyrinth 01:33
This is not the way
This is an oubliette - Labyrinth 00:42
This is an oubliette
There go a couple of suckers - Labyrinth 00:13
There go a couple of suckers
Them's my rightful property - Labyrinth 00:18
Them's my rightful property
The only way out of here is to try one of these doors - Labyrinth 00:39
The only way out of here is to try one of these doors
The Labyrinth is a piece of cake - Labyrinth 00:23
The Labyrinth is a piece of cake
That's not fair - Labyrinth 00:23
That's not fair
That's all right - Labyrinth 00:23
That's all right
So if he told me that this door leads to the castle - Labyrinth 01:54
So if he told me that this door leads to the castle
She's in the oubliette - Labyrinth 00:56
She's in the oubliette
Remind me of the babe - Labyrinth 00:25
Remind me of the babe
Once upon a time - Labyrinth 02:50
Once upon a time
Not the CLEANERS - Labyrinth 00:10
Not the CLEANERS
No matter what I say - Labyrinth 00:22
No matter what I say
Let's handle this thing logically - Labyrinth 00:42
Let's handle this thing logically

Cast

Jareth - David Bowie
Toby - Toby Froud
Stepmother - Shelley Thompson
Hoggle - Shari Weiser
Hoggle - Brian Henson
Ludo - Ron Mueck
Ludo - Rob Mills
Didymus - Dave Goelz
The Worm - Karen Prell
The Worm - Timothy Bateson
The Wiseman - Frank Oz
The Wiseman - Michael Hordern
The Junk Lady - Denise Bryer
The Four Guards - Steve Whitmire
The Four Guards - Kevin Clash
The Four Guards - Anthony Asbury
The Four Guards - Anthony Jackson
The Four Guards - Douglas Blackwell
Right Door Knocker - David Healy
Left Door Knocker - Robert Beatty
Firey 1 - Toby Philpott
Firey 2 - Ian Thom
Firey 2 - Charles Augins
Firey 3 - Sherry Amott
Firey 4 - Cheryl Henson
Firey 4 - Kaefan Shaw
Firey 5 - Rollin Krewson
Firey 5 - Richard Bodkin
Ambrosius - Percy Edwards
Goblin (voice) - Michael Attwell
Goblin (voice) - Sean Barrett
Goblin (voice) (as John Bluthel) - John Bluthal
Goblin (voice) - Kerry Shale
Goblin Corps - Marc Antona
Goblin Corps - Kenny Baker
Goblin Corps - Danny Blackner
Goblin Corps - Peter Burroughs
Goblin Corps - Toby Clark
Goblin Corps - Tessa Crockett
Goblin Corps - Warwick Davis
Goblin Corps - Malcolm Dixon
Goblin Corps - Anthony Georghiou
Goblin Corps - Paul Grant
Goblin Corps - John Key
Goblin Corps - Andrew Herd
Goblin Corps - Richard Jones
Goblin Corps - Jack Purvis
Goblin Corps - Mark Lisle
Goblin Corps - Peter Mandell
Goblin Corps - Linda Spriggs
Goblin Corps - Katie Purvis
Goblin Corps - Nicholas Read
Goblin Corps - Albert Wilkinson
Goblin Corps - Penny Stead
Goblin Corps - Michael Henbury Ballan
Ballroom Dancer - Elfrida Ashworth
Ballroom Dancer - Margaret Foyer
Ballroom Dancer - Elizabeth A. Gilbert
Ballroom Dancer - Louise Gold
Ballroom Dancer - Moira Grant
Ballroom Dancer - San Lee
Ballroom Dancer - Janis Mackintosh
Ballroom Dancer - Penny Marsden
Ballroom Dancer - Kim Mendez
Ballroom Dancer - Wendy Millward
Ballroom Dancer - Leonie Palette
Ballroom Dancer - Caroline Pope
Ballroom Dancer - Sharon White
Ballroom Dancer - John Aron
Ballroom Dancer - Terry Dane
Ballroom Dancer - Derek Hartley
Ballroom Dancer - Douglas Howes
Ballroom Dancer - Christopher Preston
Ballroom Dancer - Peter Salmon
Ballroom Dancer - Peter Sim
Ballroom Dancer - Graeme Sneddon
Ballroom Dancer - Graham Tudor-Phillips
Ballroom Dancer - David Turner
Ballroom Dancer - Barrie J. Wilkinson
Stepmother (voice) - Toni Barry
Goblin Corps - Kadrolsha Ona Carole
Goblins - Jim Henson
Out-Stretched Hand - Paul Markham
Goblin (voice) - Steve Nallon
Goblin (voice) - Jan Ravens
Goblin (voice) - Enn Reitel
Goblin (voice) - Mildred Shay