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"Labyrinth" quotes

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When teen Sarah is forced to babysit Toby, her baby stepbrother, she summons Jareth the Goblin King to take him away. When he is actually kidnapped, Sarah is given just thirteen hours to solve a labyrinth and rescue him.

Director: Jim Henson
Writer: Dennis Lee, Jim Henson, Terry Jones
Production: N/A
Year: 1986
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $13,723,253
Released: 27 Jun 1986
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award4 nominations total
The only way out of here is to try one of these doors - Labyrinth 00:39 The only way out of here is to try one of these doors I can bear it no longer - Labyrinth 00:37 I can bear it no longer I ask for so little - Labyrinth 00:09 I ask for so little That's not fair - Labyrinth 00:17 That's not fair Remind me of the babe - Labyrinth 00:11 Remind me of the babe Give me the child - Labyrinth 00:51 Give me the child And I have done it all for you - Labyrinth 00:11 And I have done it all for you For no reason at all I need you - Labyrinth 00:11 For no reason at all I need you My turn now - Labyrinth 00:07 My turn now I have been generous up until now and I can be cruel - Labyrinth 00:08 I have been generous up until now and I can be cruel The Labyrinth is a piece of cake - Labyrinth 00:10 The Labyrinth is a piece of cake To take back the child that you have stolen - Labyrinth 00:33 To take back the child that you have stolen If she had kept on going down that way - Labyrinth 00:12 If she had kept on going down that way Your mother is a fraggin' aardvark - Labyrinth 00:12 Your mother is a fraggin' aardvark You're horrible - Labyrinth 00:11 You're horrible You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth - Labyrinth 00:14 You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth Let's handle this thing logically - Labyrinth 01:01 Let's handle this thing logically And hardships unnumbered - Labyrinth 01:13 And hardships unnumbered But that's close enough - Labyrinth 00:22 But that's close enough I've brought you a gift - Labyrinth 00:25 I've brought you a gift In 9 hours and 23 minutes - Labyrinth 00:07 In 9 hours and 23 minutes Hello Hedgewart Hogwart - Labyrinth 00:08 Hello Hedgewart Hogwart If she ever kisses you - Labyrinth 00:13 If she ever kisses you Canst thou summon up the very rocks - Labyrinth 00:08 Canst thou summon up the very rocks This is not the way - Labyrinth 01:00 This is not the way She's in the oubliette - Labyrinth 00:27 She's in the oubliette You're the Goblin King - Labyrinth 00:16 You're the Goblin King We  are  helping - Labyrinth 00:54 We are helping Turn back before it's too late - Labyrinth 00:16 Turn back before it's too late Well laugh - Labyrinth 00:11 Well laugh This is an oubliette - Labyrinth 00:18 This is an oubliette And you Sarah - Labyrinth 00:12 And you Sarah What've you done - Labyrinth 00:16 What've you done What have we here - Labyrinth 00:15 What have we here Her head don't come off - Labyrinth 00:17 Her head don't come off It's so stimulating being your hat - Labyrinth 00:09 It's so stimulating being your hat I don't know why - Labyrinth 00:49 I don't know why What did you have to go and do a thing like that for - Labyrinth 00:16 What did you have to go and do a thing like that for Go back to your room - Labyrinth 00:12 Go back to your room If I thought that for one second that you would betray me - Labyrinth 00:16 If I thought that for one second that you would betray me Call out the guards - Labyrinth 00:39 Call out the guards I can bear it no longer - Labyrinth 00:28 I can bear it no longer How's that for brainpower - Labyrinth 00:35 How's that for brainpower What'd you expect fairies to do - Labyrinth 00:13 What'd you expect fairies to do Does anyone want to play a game of Scrabble - Labyrinth 00:14 Does anyone want to play a game of Scrabble Unlock this door - Labyrinth 00:19 Unlock this door What have I done - Labyrinth 00:15 What have I done I wish the goblins would come and take you away - Labyrinth 00:11 I wish the goblins would come and take you away I have to face him alone - Labyrinth 00:28 I have to face him alone That's all right - Labyrinth 00:38 That's all right You have to understand my position - Labyrinth 00:18 You have to understand my position Them's my rightful property - Labyrinth 00:14 Them's my rightful property Get out Ludo hold the roof - Labyrinth 00:06 Get out Ludo hold the roof Well come on feet - Labyrinth 00:13 Well come on feet No matter what I say - Labyrinth 00:13 No matter what I say I can conquer this mountain - Labyrinth 00:07 I can conquer this mountain It's not fair - Labyrinth 00:12 It's not fair I hit something - Labyrinth 00:05 I hit something You're going the wrong way - Labyrinth 00:20 You're going the wrong way What's the matter - Labyrinth 00:23 What's the matter It seems like we're not getting anywhere - Labyrinth 00:19 It seems like we're not getting anywhere Whoa Nellie Duck - Labyrinth 00:10 Whoa Nellie Duck Once upon a time - Labyrinth 00:28 Once upon a time Is that all it does - Labyrinth 00:28 Is that all it does What do you think I don't know - Labyrinth 00:11 What do you think I don't know It's against the rules to throwing other people's heads - Labyrinth 00:20 It's against the rules to throwing other people's... Try on this for size you big yeti - Labyrinth 00:07 Try on this for size you big yeti It's very rude to stare - Labyrinth 01:17 It's very rude to stare So if he told me that this door leads to the castle - Labyrinth 00:52 So if he told me that this door leads to the castle Just fear me love me do as I say - Labyrinth 00:09 Just fear me love me do as I say Was that my stomach or yours - Labyrinth 00:06 Was that my stomach or yours Not the CLEANERS - Labyrinth 00:05 Not the CLEANERS I wish I did know what to say to make the goblins come and take you away - Labyrinth 00:13 I wish I did know what to say to make the goblins come and... Things are not always what they seem in this place - Labyrinth 00:12 Things are not always what they seem in this place Don't worry Ambrosius I think we've got them surrounded - Labyrinth 00:12 Don't worry Ambrosius I think we've got them... You know your problem You take too many things for granted - Labyrinth 00:21 You know your problem You take too many things for granted Oh Merlin - Labyrinth 00:03 Oh Merlin Don't try to embarrass me I've got no pride - Labyrinth 00:05 Don't try to embarrass me I've got no pride I'm certainly not getting anywhere at the moment - Labyrinth 00:08 I'm certainly not getting anywhere at the moment No I'm not Hoggle ain't no one's friend - Labyrinth 00:19 No I'm not Hoggle ain't no one's friend Have no fear sweet lady - Labyrinth 00:22 Have no fear sweet lady Then I shall fight anyone anywhere any place anytime - Labyrinth 00:16 Then I shall fight anyone anywhere any place anytime Do you know where the door to the labyrinth is - Labyrinth 00:22 Do you know where the door to the labyrinth is This is what we need - Labyrinth 00:28 This is what we need There go a couple of suckers - Labyrinth 00:09 There go a couple of suckers Don't defy me - Labyrinth 00:18 Don't defy me You really going in there are you - Labyrinth 01:03 You really going in there are you

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