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"Lady Bird" quotes

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In 2002, an artistically inclined seventeen-year-old girl comes of age in Sacramento, California.

Director: Greta Gerwig
Writer: Greta Gerwig
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2017
MetaScore: 93/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $48,958,273
Released: 01 Dec 2017
Awards: Nominated for 5 Oscars. 122 wins & 229 nominations total

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Julie SteffansChristine 'lady Bird' McphersonLady Bird McphersonMarion McphersonSister Sarah JoanCasey KellyParish PriestKyle ScheibleLarry McphersonMiguel McphersonDanny O'neillFather LeviatchNyc NurseGuidance CounselorDiana GreenwayDarlene Bell
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What about terrorism - Lady Bird 00:15 What about terrorism I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you can be - Lady Bird 00:11 I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you... You clearly love Sacramento - Lady Bird 00:26 You clearly love Sacramento Why can't you say I look nice - Lady Bird 00:28 Why can't you say I look nice Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong - Lady Bird 00:24 Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that... Hi Mom and Dad - Lady Bird 00:36 Hi Mom and Dad People call each other by names that their parents made up for them - Lady Bird 00:08 People call each other by names that their parents made up... Different things can be sad It's not all war - Lady Bird 00:05 Different things can be sad It's not all war Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way you just never showed up to claim it - Lady Bird 00:24 Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way you just never... Man We're afraid that we will never escape our past - Lady Bird 00:18 Man We're afraid that we will never escape our past I was on top Who the fuck is on top their first time - Lady Bird 00:05 I was on top Who the fuck is on top their first time Why You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life - Lady Bird 00:05 Why You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your... Are you and Mom gonna get a divorce over this - Lady Bird 00:06 Are you and Mom gonna get a divorce over this You aren't gonna get in a car with a guy who honks are ya - Lady Bird 00:06 You aren't gonna get in a car with a guy who honks are... Money is not life's report card - Lady Bird 00:17 Money is not life's report card What you do is very baller - Lady Bird 00:23 What you do is very baller Six inches for the Holy Spirit chuckles - Lady Bird 00:06 Six inches for the Holy Spirit chuckles It's my parents number - Lady Bird 00:28 It's my parents number Is that what you want So you're telling me - Lady Bird 00:11 Is that what you want So you're telling me I didn't lose my virginity to you - Lady Bird 00:24 I didn't lose my virginity to you I I like your band - Lady Bird 00:36 I I like your band Hey I'm like Keith Richards I'm just happy to be anywhere - Lady Bird 00:06 Hey I'm like Keith Richards I'm just happy to be... Your mom is crazy I'm scared of her - Lady Bird 00:19 Your mom is crazy I'm scared of her Talk about the position - Lady Bird 00:34 Talk about the position 'Cause if you're tired we can sit down I'm not tired - Lady Bird 00:20 'Cause if you're tired we can sit down I'm... Mom We don't need to buy that - Lady Bird 00:12 Mom We don't need to buy that Lady Bird Is that your given name - Lady Bird 00:10 Lady Bird Is that your given name What about terrorism Don't be a Republican - Lady Bird 00:04 What about terrorism Don't be a Republican It's normal to not touch a penis - Lady Bird 00:05 It's normal to not touch a penis If Danny and I get married and then his grandma died - Lady Bird 00:12 If Danny and I get married and then his grandma died What do you want us to do She's drunk - Lady Bird 00:04 What do you want us to do She's drunk You know - Lady Bird 00:23 You know Teacher Some of the students were disturbed by your posters - Lady Bird 00:16 Teacher Some of the students were disturbed by your posters So I understand you're not interested in any Catholic colleges - Lady Bird 00:31 So I understand you're not interested in any Catholic... You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention can you - Lady Bird 00:06 You can't do anything unless you're the center of... Girl I heard that before he became a priest he was married - Lady Bird 00:13 Girl I heard that before he became a priest he was married Woman Do you think I look like I'm from Sacramento - Lady Bird 00:20 Woman Do you think I look like I'm from Sacramento The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome - Lady Bird 00:06 The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a... I just don't get why I'm not good at math My dad is really good in math - Lady Bird 00:11 I just don't get why I'm not good at math My dad... Are we still going to prom together - Lady Bird 00:04 Are we still going to prom together Some people aren't built happy - Lady Bird 00:09 Some people aren't built happy The only thing exciting about 2002 is that it's a palindrome - Lady Bird 00:07 The only thing exciting about 2002 is that it's a... But then I found that when it happened - Lady Bird 00:13 But then I found that when it happened It's my parents number - Lady Bird 00:29 It's my parents number I didn't lose my virginity to you - Lady Bird 00:28 I didn't lose my virginity to you Some people aren't built happy you know - Lady Bird 00:09 Some people aren't built happy you know You're not supposed to eat the wafers - Lady Bird 00:15 You're not supposed to eat the wafers Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong - Lady Bird 00:07 Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that... Are we still going to prom together - Lady Bird Are we still going to prom together Are we still going to prom together? - Lady Bird Are we still going to prom together? Are you and Mom gonna get a divorce over this - Lady Bird Are you and Mom gonna get a divorce over this - [bell tolling continues] - [choir singing] - Lady Bird - [bell tolling continues] - [choir singing] But I wanted to tell you... - Lady Bird But I wanted to tell you... But then I found that when it happened - Lady Bird But then I found that when it happened [chanting] Remember that you are dust and to dust you will return. - Lady Bird [chanting] Remember that you are dust and to dust you will r... [choir singing continues] - Lady Bird [choir singing continues] [Danny] A reading from the book of Genesis. - Lady Bird [Danny] A reading from the book of Genesis. Different things can be sad It's not all war - Lady Bird Different things can be sad It's not all war [door opens] - Lady Bird [door opens] Excuse me. What day is it? - Lady Bird Excuse me. What day is it? Girl I heard that before he became a priest he was married - Lady Bird Girl I heard that before he became a priest he was married Give me a number. - Lady Bird Give me a number. Hey I'm like Keith Richards I'm just happy to be anywhere - Lady Bird Hey I'm like Keith Richards I'm just happy to be... Hey, wanna dance? - Lady Bird Hey, wanna dance? Hi Mom and Dad - Lady Bird Hi Mom and Dad I didn't lose my virginity to you - Lady Bird I didn't lose my virginity to you I just don't get why I'm not good at math My dad is really good in math - Lady Bird I just don't get why I'm not good at math My dad... I was on top Who the fuck is on top their first time - Lady Bird I was on top Who the fuck is on top their first time I wish that you liked me - Lady Bird I wish that you liked me If Danny and I get married and then his grandma died - Lady Bird If Danny and I get married and then his grandma died It's normal to not touch a penis - Lady Bird It's normal to not touch a penis It's okay - Lady Bird It's okay Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean it's morally wrong - Lady Bird Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean... Lady Bird Is that your given name - Lady Bird Lady Bird Is that your given name Man We're afraid that we will never escape our past - Lady Bird Man We're afraid that we will never escape our past Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way you just never showed up to claim it - Lady Bird Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way you just never... Mom We don't need to buy that - Lady Bird Mom We don't need to buy that Money is not life's report card - Lady Bird Money is not life's report card People call each other by names that their parents made up for them - Lady Bird People call each other by names that their parents made up... Six inches for the Holy Spirit chuckles - Lady Bird Six inches for the Holy Spirit chuckles So I understand you're not interested in any Catholic colleges - Lady Bird So I understand you're not interested in any Catholic... [sobs] - Lady Bird [sobs] Some people aren't built happy you know - Lady Bird Some people aren't built happy you know Some people aren't built happy you know - Lady Bird Some people aren't built happy you know [song ends] - Lady Bird [song ends] Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync by GoldenBeard - Lady Bird Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync by GoldenBeard Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync by GoldenBeard - Lady Bird Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync by GoldenBeard Teacher Some of the students were disturbed by your posters - Lady Bird Teacher Some of the students were disturbed by your posters ♪ The damage is done, so I guess I be leaving ♪ - Lady Bird ♪ The damage is done, so I guess I be leaving ♪
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Cast

Lady Bird McPherson - Saoirse Ronan
Marion McPherson - Laurie Metcalf
Larry McPherson - Tracy Letts
Danny O'Neill - Lucas Hedges
Kyle Scheible - Timothée Chalamet
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