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"Lady Bird" quotes

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In 2002, an artistically inclined seventeen-year-old girl comes of age in Sacramento, California.

Director: Greta Gerwig
Writer: Greta Gerwig
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2017
MetaScore: 93/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $48,958,273
Released: 01 Dec 2017
Awards: Nominated for 5 Oscars. 122 wins & 229 nominations total

56 Clips

Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong - Lady Bird 00:07 Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's... You're not supposed to eat the wafers - Lady Bird 00:15 You're not supposed to eat the wafers Some people aren't built happy you know - Lady Bird 00:09 Some people aren't built happy you know I didn't lose my virginity to you - Lady Bird 00:28 I didn't lose my virginity to you It's my parents number - Lady Bird 00:29 It's my parents number But then I found that when it happened - Lady Bird 00:13 But then I found that when it happened The only thing exciting about 2002 is that it's a palindrome - Lady Bird 00:07 The only thing exciting about 2002 is that it's a palindrome Some people aren't built happy - Lady Bird 00:09 Some people aren't built happy Are we still going to prom together - Lady Bird 00:04 Are we still going to prom together I just don't get why I'm not good at math My dad is really good in math - Lady Bird 00:11 I just don't get why I'm not good at math My dad is really... The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome - Lady Bird 00:06 The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome Woman Do you think I look like I'm from Sacramento - Lady Bird 00:20 Woman Do you think I look like I'm from Sacramento Girl I heard that before he became a priest he was married - Lady Bird 00:13 Girl I heard that before he became a priest he was married You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention can you - Lady Bird 00:06 You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention... So I understand you're not interested in any Catholic colleges - Lady Bird 00:31 So I understand you're not interested in any Catholic... Teacher Some of the students were disturbed by your posters - Lady Bird 00:16 Teacher Some of the students were disturbed by your posters You know - Lady Bird 00:23 You know What do you want us to do She's drunk - Lady Bird 00:04 What do you want us to do She's drunk If Danny and I get married and then his grandma died - Lady Bird 00:12 If Danny and I get married and then his grandma died It's normal to not touch a penis - Lady Bird 00:05 It's normal to not touch a penis What about terrorism Don't be a Republican - Lady Bird 00:04 What about terrorism Don't be a Republican Lady Bird Is that your given name - Lady Bird 00:10 Lady Bird Is that your given name Mom We don't need to buy that - Lady Bird 00:12 Mom We don't need to buy that 'Cause if you're tired we can sit down I'm not tired - Lady Bird 00:20 'Cause if you're tired we can sit down I'm not tired Talk about the position - Lady Bird 00:34 Talk about the position Your mom is crazy I'm scared of her - Lady Bird 00:19 Your mom is crazy I'm scared of her Hey I'm like Keith Richards I'm just happy to be anywhere - Lady Bird 00:06 Hey I'm like Keith Richards I'm just happy to be anywhere I I like your band - Lady Bird 00:36 I I like your band I didn't lose my virginity to you - Lady Bird 00:24 I didn't lose my virginity to you Is that what you want So you're telling me - Lady Bird 00:11 Is that what you want So you're telling me It's my parents number - Lady Bird 00:28 It's my parents number Six inches for the Holy Spirit chuckles - Lady Bird 00:06 Six inches for the Holy Spirit chuckles What you do is very baller - Lady Bird 00:23 What you do is very baller Money is not life's report card - Lady Bird 00:17 Money is not life's report card You aren't gonna get in a car with a guy who honks are ya - Lady Bird 00:06 You aren't gonna get in a car with a guy who honks are ya Are you and Mom gonna get a divorce over this - Lady Bird 00:06 Are you and Mom gonna get a divorce over this Why You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life - Lady Bird 00:05 Why You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life I was on top Who the fuck is on top their first time - Lady Bird 00:05 I was on top Who the fuck is on top their first time Man We're afraid that we will never escape our past - Lady Bird 00:18 Man We're afraid that we will never escape our past Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way you just never showed up to claim it - Lady Bird 00:24 Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way you just never... Different things can be sad It's not all war - Lady Bird 00:05 Different things can be sad It's not all war People call each other by names that their parents made up for them - Lady Bird 00:08 People call each other by names that their parents made up... Hi Mom and Dad - Lady Bird 00:36 Hi Mom and Dad Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong - Lady Bird 00:24 Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's... Why can't you say I look nice - Lady Bird 00:28 Why can't you say I look nice You clearly love Sacramento - Lady Bird 00:26 You clearly love Sacramento I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you can be - Lady Bird 00:11 I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you... What about terrorism - Lady Bird 00:15 What about terrorism

Cast

Lady Bird McPherson - Saoirse Ronan
Marion McPherson - Laurie Metcalf
Larry McPherson - Tracy Letts
Danny O'Neill - Lucas Hedges
Kyle Scheible - Timothée Chalamet