"Lady Bird" quotes

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In 2002, an artistically inclined seventeen-year-old girl comes of age in Sacramento, California.

Director: Greta Gerwig
Writer: Greta Gerwig
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2017
MetaScore: 93/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $48,958,273
Released: 01 Dec 2017
Awards: Nominated for 5 Oscars. 122 wins & 228 nominations total

90 Clips

You're not supposed to eat the wafers - Lady Bird 00:07
You're not supposed to eat the wafers
Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong - Lady Bird 00:06
Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's...
Are we still going to prom together - Lady Bird 00:04
Are we still going to prom together
I just don't get why I'm not good at math My dad is really good in math - Lady Bird 00:11
I just don't get why I'm not good at math My dad is really...
Some people aren't built happy you know - Lady Bird 00:10
Some people aren't built happy you know
The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome - Lady Bird 00:06
The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome
Woman Do you think I look like I'm from Sacramento - Lady Bird 00:20
Woman Do you think I look like I'm from Sacramento
Girl I heard that before he became a priest he was married - Lady Bird 00:13
Girl I heard that before he became a priest he was married
You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention can you - Lady Bird 00:06
You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention...
So I understand you're not interested in any Catholic colleges - Lady Bird 00:31
So I understand you're not interested in any Catholic...
Teacher Some of the students were disturbed by your posters - Lady Bird 00:16
Teacher Some of the students were disturbed by your posters
You know - Lady Bird 00:23
You know
What do you want us to do She's drunk - Lady Bird 00:04
What do you want us to do She's drunk
If Danny and I get married and then his grandma died - Lady Bird 00:12
If Danny and I get married and then his grandma died
It's normal to not touch a penis - Lady Bird 00:05
It's normal to not touch a penis
What about terrorism Don't be a Republican - Lady Bird 00:04
What about terrorism Don't be a Republican
Lady Bird Is that your given name - Lady Bird 00:10
Lady Bird Is that your given name
Mom We don't need to buy that - Lady Bird 00:12
Mom We don't need to buy that
'Cause if you're tired we can sit down I'm not tired - Lady Bird 00:20
'Cause if you're tired we can sit down I'm not tired
Talk about the position - Lady Bird 00:34
Talk about the position
Your mom is crazy I'm scared of her - Lady Bird 00:19
Your mom is crazy I'm scared of her
Hey I'm like Keith Richards I'm just happy to be anywhere - Lady Bird 00:06
Hey I'm like Keith Richards I'm just happy to be anywhere
I I like your band - Lady Bird 00:36
I I like your band
I didn't lose my virginity to you - Lady Bird 00:24
I didn't lose my virginity to you
Is that what you want So you're telling me - Lady Bird 00:11
Is that what you want So you're telling me
It's my parents number - Lady Bird 00:28
It's my parents number
Six inches for the Holy Spirit chuckles - Lady Bird 00:06
Six inches for the Holy Spirit chuckles
But then I found that when it happened - Lady Bird 00:10
But then I found that when it happened
What you do is very baller - Lady Bird 00:23
What you do is very baller
Money is not life's report card - Lady Bird 00:17
Money is not life's report card
You aren't gonna get in a car with a guy who honks are ya - Lady Bird 00:06
You aren't gonna get in a car with a guy who honks are ya
Are you and Mom gonna get a divorce over this - Lady Bird 00:06
Are you and Mom gonna get a divorce over this
Why You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life - Lady Bird 00:05
Why You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life
I was on top Who the fuck is on top their first time - Lady Bird 00:05
I was on top Who the fuck is on top their first time
Man We're afraid that we will never escape our past - Lady Bird 00:18
Man We're afraid that we will never escape our past
Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way you just never showed up to claim it - Lady Bird 00:24
Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way you just never...
Different things can be sad It's not all war - Lady Bird 00:05
Different things can be sad It's not all war
People call each other by names that their parents made up for them - Lady Bird 00:08
People call each other by names that their parents made up...
Hi Mom and Dad - Lady Bird 00:36
Hi Mom and Dad
Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong - Lady Bird 00:24
Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's...
Why can't you say I look nice - Lady Bird 00:28
Why can't you say I look nice
You clearly love Sacramento - Lady Bird 00:26
You clearly love Sacramento
I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you can be - Lady Bird 00:11
I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you...
It's the name you gave me - Lady Bird 01:08
It's the name you gave me
Its my parents number - Lady Bird 01:05
Its my parents number
It's normal to not touch a penis - Lady Bird 00:14
It's normal to not touch a penis
I'm like Keith Richards - Lady Bird 00:18
I'm like Keith Richards
If Danny and I get married and then his grandma died - Lady Bird 00:42
If Danny and I get married and then his grandma died
I'd inherit the dream house - Lady Bird 00:42
I'd inherit the dream house
I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you can be - Lady Bird 00:27
I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you...
I totally get that - Lady Bird 00:34
I totally get that
I was on top - Lady Bird 00:18
I was on top
I just don't get why I'm not good at math - Lady Bird 00:33
I just don't get why I'm not good at math
I heard that before he became a priest - Lady Bird 00:50
I heard that before he became a priest
I hate California - Lady Bird 00:30
I hate California
I didn't lose my virginity to you - Lady Bird 00:33
I didn't lose my virginity to you
You're welcome - Lady Bird 00:37
You're welcome
You're not gonna get in a car with a guy that honks - Lady Bird 00:17
You're not gonna get in a car with a guy that honks
You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life - Lady Bird 00:18
You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life
Hi Mom and Dad - Lady Bird 01:13
Hi Mom and Dad
Don't worry - Lady Bird 00:50
Don't worry
Do you think I look like I'm from Sacramento - Lady Bird 00:39
Do you think I look like I'm from Sacramento
Different things can be sad - Lady Bird 00:16
Different things can be sad
Cause I'm not - Lady Bird 00:38
Cause I'm not
But they don't believe in God - Lady Bird 00:22
But they don't believe in God
Are you and Mom gonna get a divorce over this - Lady Bird 00:20
Are you and Mom gonna get a divorce over this
Are we still going to prom together - Lady Bird 00:14
Are we still going to prom together
And had a son named Etienne - Lady Bird 00:47
And had a son named Etienne
You just never showed up to claim it - Lady Bird 01:08
You just never showed up to claim it
You clearly love Sacramento - Lady Bird 00:54
You clearly love Sacramento
You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention - Lady Bird 00:19
You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention
Why can't you say I look nice - Lady Bird 00:52
Why can't you say I look nice
Who the fuck is on top their first time - Lady Bird 00:15
Who the fuck is on top their first time
What do you want us to do - Lady Bird 00:12
What do you want us to do
What you do is very baller - Lady Bird 00:47
What you do is very baller
What about terrorism - Lady Bird 00:15
What about terrorism
We're afraid that we will never escape our past - Lady Bird 00:39
We're afraid that we will never escape our past
We don't need to buy that - Lady Bird 00:50
We don't need to buy that
We can sit down - Lady Bird 01:02
We can sit down
The only thing exciting about 2002 is that it's a palindrome - Lady Bird 00:19
The only thing exciting about 2002 is that it's a palindrome
The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome - Lady Bird 00:19
The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome
Some people aren't built happy - Lady Bird 00:13
Some people aren't built happy
Some of the students were disturbed by your posters - Lady Bird 00:38
Some of the students were disturbed by your posters
So I understand you're not interested in any Catholic colleges - Lady Bird 01:09
So I understand you're not interested in any Catholic...
Six inches for the Holy Spirit - Lady Bird 00:13
Six inches for the Holy Spirit
She has a big heart - Lady Bird 00:49
She has a big heart
My name's Lady Bird - Lady Bird 01:20
My name's Lady Bird
Money is not life's report card - Lady Bird 00:40
Money is not life's report card
Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way - Lady Bird 01:21
Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way
Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong - Lady Bird 01:16
Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's...

Cast

Lady Bird McPherson - Saoirse Ronan
Marion McPherson - Laurie Metcalf
Larry McPherson - Tracy Letts
Danny O'Neill - Lucas Hedges
Kyle Scheible - Timothée Chalamet
Julie Steffans - Beanie Feldstein
Sister Sarah Joan - Lois Smith
Father Leviatch - Stephen McKinley Henderson
Jenna Walton - Odeya Rush
Miguel McPherson - Jordan Rodrigues
Shelly Yuhan - Marielle Scott
Greg Anrue - John Karna
Mr. Bruno - Jake McDorman
Casey Kelly - Bayne Gibby
Diana Greenway - Laura Marano
Miss Patty - Marietta DePrima
Jonah Ruiz - Daniel Zovatto
Ms. Steffans - Kristen Cloke
Uncle Matthew - Andy Buckley
Parish Priest - Paul Keller
Darlene Bell - Kathryn Newton
Sister Gina - Myra Turley
Father Walther - Bob Stephenson
Friendly Banker - Abhimanyu Katyal
Business Jock - Chris Witaske
David from College - Ben Konigsberg
Convenience Store Clerk - Gurpreet Gill
Cool Coffee Manager - Richard Jin
Danny's Grandmother - Joan Patricia O'Neil
Cast Removal Doctor - Robert Figueroa
Guidance Counselor - Carla Valentine
Luis Cruz - Roman Arabia
NYC Nurse - Monique Edwards
NYC Man on Street - Matthew Maher
Prom Chairwoman - Anita Kalathara
Saleswoman Joyce - Debra Miller
Senior Class Candidate - Georgia Leva
'Merrily We Roll Along' Performer - Derek Butler
'Merrily We Roll Along' Performer - London Thor
'Merrily We Roll Along' Performer - Shaelan O'Connor
'Merrily We Roll Along' Performer - Christina Offley
'Merrily We Roll Along' Performer - Sabrina Schloss
'Merrily We Roll Along' Performer - Connor Mickiewicz
'Merrily We Roll Along' Performer - Erik Daniells
Immaculate Heart of Mary Teacher - Cynthia Cales
Immaculate Heart of Mary Teacher - Giselle Grams
Driving Instructor - Ithamar Enriquez
Young Lady - Luisa Lee
Another Young Lady - Danielle Macdonald
Band Lead Singer - Adam Brock
Fab 40s Realtor - Bonnie Jean Shelton
Mr. Bruno's Wife - Rebecca Light
Prom Date - Joey Bell
Photographed Prom Goer - Beau Bielski
College Girl - Adriana Castillo
ER Doctor - Stephen Dill
Airport Business Traveler - Sheila Ellis
Airport Business Traveler - Nick Fenske
Jenna's Friend - Sedona Feretto
Thrift Shopper - Keenan Johnston
Catholic School Girl - Rebecca Knight
School Girl - Suzanne LaChasse
Airport Business Traveler - Elester Latham
Prom Girl - Emily Merlin
Drummer - Maxx Morando
Student - Jessica Nunez-Wood
Prospective Home-Buyer - Brian Sampson
Administrator - Janet Song
Prom Photo Girl - Nicole Torres
Prom Photographer - Brian VanGeem
Supervisor - Carolyn Wilson
Mother in Hospital - Tomomi Yoshida