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Lady of the Manor

And even if I was here for sex, I wouldn't want to do it with him

And even if I was here for sex, I wouldn't want to do it with him

Full Transcript

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And even if I was here for sex,
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I wouldn't want to do it with him.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
57
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:58
Uploaded
May 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lionsgate,House of John Productions,Hungry Bull Productions,Digital Caviar,Convergent Media,Mirror Image Films,ProMedia NYC,The Other Cabin Productions,Yeremian Productions,Sweet Tomato Films

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Movie Summary

A flatulent, aimless ne'er-do-well becomes a tour guide in a historic estate, and winds up befriending the manor's resident ghost.
You're 197 - Lady of the Manor 00:05
You're 197
You don't know the difference between street and avenue? - Lady of the Manor 00:04
You don't know the difference between street and avenue...
I sure hope you can get your shit together, - Lady of the Manor 00:07
I sure hope you can get your shit together,
Well, I can't introduce my parents to a sex offender. - Lady of the Manor 00:05
Well, I can't introduce my parents to a sex offender.
Now, upon the night that General Sherman - Lady of the Manor 00:12
Now, upon the night that General Sherman
I would now be more than happy to answer any queries - Lady of the Manor 00:06
I would now be more than happy to answer any queries
Yeah. Did General Sherman place anything else into your grateful hands? - Lady of the Manor 00:06
Yeah. Did General Sherman place anything else into your grat...
Please, "Mr. Wadsworth" is so stuffy and formal. - Lady of the Manor 00:04
Please, "Mr. Wadsworth" is so stuffy and formal.
You sounded exactly like you were an old colonial lady or whatever. - Lady of the Manor 00:04
You sounded exactly like you were an old colonial lady or wh...
Now please leaveth the premises-eths. - Lady of the Manor 00:05
Now please leaveth the premises-eths.
Then what'd she say? - Lady of the Manor 00:04
Then what'd she say?
Nothing. She was just literally like, "Fuck you." - Lady of the Manor 00:06
Nothing. She was just literally like, "Fuck you."
"I have a boyfriend who I love." - Lady of the Manor 00:07
"I have a boyfriend who I love."
Now I have to register as a sex offender, which probably isn't going to be easy. - Lady of the Manor 00:06
Now I have to register as a sex offender, which probably isn...
Like if registering your car at the DMZ or whatever is such a bitch, - Lady of the Manor 00:13
Like if registering your car at the DMZ or whatever is such ...
If it is easier to register as a sex offender... - Lady of the Manor 00:05
If it is easier to register as a sex offender...
You know, I think I could be a stand-up comedian. - Lady of the Manor 00:05
You know, I think I could be a stand-up comedian.
"What's the deal with registering as a sex offender?" - Lady of the Manor 00:07
"What's the deal with registering as a sex offende...
I don't actually know 'cause I'm not, like, a real sex offender. - Lady of the Manor 00:07
I don't actually know 'cause I'm not, like, a...
I was set up by this, like, adult kid actor. - Lady of the Manor 00:05
I was set up by this, like, adult kid actor.