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Had I ever the job you possess
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Lady of the Manor

Had I ever the job you possess, I shall think I would have long agogone mad from syphilis....

Had I ever the job you possess, I shall think I would have long ago
gone mad from syphilis. Or worse

Full Transcript

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Had I ever the job you possess,
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I shall think I would have long ago gone mad from syphilis. Or worse.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:04
Uploaded
May 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lionsgate,House of John Productions,Hungry Bull Productions,Digital Caviar,Convergent Media,Mirror Image Films,ProMedia NYC,The Other Cabin Productions,Yeremian Productions,Sweet Tomato Films

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Movie Summary

A flatulent, aimless ne'er-do-well becomes a tour guide in a historic estate, and winds up befriending the manor's resident ghost.
- You think I'm a prostitute? - I know you to be. - Lady of the Manor 00:04
- You think I'm a prostitute? - I know you to be.
Grateful only that your customer seems to have saved himself - Lady of the Manor 00:07
Grateful only that your customer seems to have saved himself
You quit 'cause you couldn't stand being around Tanner after he rejected you - Lady of the Manor 00:08
You quit 'cause you couldn't stand being around Ta...
"Cause your weird stalker is here, - Lady of the Manor 00:06
"Cause your weird stalker is here,
Little known fact, - Lady of the Manor 00:07
Little known fact,
Can anybody guess why? Yes. You, the natural brunette. - Lady of the Manor 00:06
Can anybody guess why? Yes. You, the natural brunette.
I'm joking. So, over here we have... - Lady of the Manor 00:06
I'm joking. So, over here we have...
That... Fuck. Fuck. That was to illustrate, - Lady of the Manor 00:13
That... Fuck. Fuck. That was to illustrate,
It was very customary, for women to say "fuck" - Lady of the Manor 00:13
It was very customary, for women to say "fuck"
But, you know, "fuck" did not mean what it means today. - Lady of the Manor 00:05
But, you know, "fuck" did not mean what it means t...
It actually meant a polite wink at a stranger. - Lady of the Manor 00:06
It actually meant a polite wink at a stranger.
So, in fact, right now, I am fucking all of you. - Lady of the Manor 00:07
So, in fact, right now, I am fucking all of you.
How dare you pose as me in my own house, spewing such filth! - Lady of the Manor 00:05
How dare you pose as me in my own house, spewing such filth!
Does everybody see this old-timey-looking lady right now? - Lady of the Manor 00:04
Does everybody see this old-timey-looking lady right now?
You are an abomination. A filthy tramp, you are. - Lady of the Manor 00:05
You are an abomination. A filthy tramp, you are.
- What did you call me? - I didn't call you anything. - Lady of the Manor 00:04
- What did you call me? - I didn't call you anything.
Call... Call on me. I had so many gentleman callers... - Lady of the Manor 00:06
Call... Call on me. I had so many gentleman callers...
- It is most unbecoming! - Okay. Now, that's the end of the tour. - Lady of the Manor 00:05
- It is most unbecoming! - Okay. Now, that's the end of...
Excuse me. Is that really the end of the tour? - Lady of the Manor 00:04
Excuse me. Is that really the end of the tour?
I am not listening to you, you obnoxious old asshole! - Lady of the Manor 00:04
I am not listening to you, you obnoxious old asshole!