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Lady of the Manor

If you insist on pretending to be me, for whatever reason you haveconcocted in your mad,...

If you insist on pretending to be me, for whatever reason you have
concocted in your mad, syphilitic mind

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If you insist on pretending to be me,
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for whatever reason you have concocted in your mad, syphilitic mind...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:08
Uploaded
May 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Lionsgate,House of John Productions,Hungry Bull Productions,Digital Caviar,Convergent Media,Mirror Image Films,ProMedia NYC,The Other Cabin Productions,Yeremian Productions,Sweet Tomato Films

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Movie Summary

A flatulent, aimless ne'er-do-well becomes a tour guide in a historic estate, and winds up befriending the manor's resident ghost.
Then I insist that you do so properly, with dignity and, dare I say, respectably. - Lady of the Manor 00:08
Then I insist that you do so properly, with dignity and, da...
In other words, will you allow me to teach you how to act like a lady? - Lady of the Manor 00:07
In other words, will you allow me to teach you how to act li...
I am a lady! - Lady of the Manor 00:04
I am a lady!
Fine. No. Don't disappear into the floor or whatever. - Lady of the Manor 00:05
Fine. No. Don't disappear into the floor or whatever.
I... Okay. I'll do it. - Lady of the Manor 00:04
I... Okay. I'll do it.
Just give me some space and please, please stop cock-blocking me. - Lady of the Manor 00:07
Just give me some space and please, please stop cock-blockin...
- Do you? - Just... - Lady of the Manor 00:05
- Do you? - Just...
Let me do some things that are not necessarily ladylike from time to time, - Lady of the Manor 00:08
Let me do some things that are not necessarily ladylike from...
All right. If you will allow yourself to be taken under my tutelage, - Lady of the Manor 00:12
All right. If you will allow yourself to be taken under my t...
- Thank you. - Or have a spot of morphine or cocaine. - Lady of the Manor 00:05
- Thank you. - Or have a spot of morphine or cocaine.
Well, one never knows when one will be taken by the vapors, - Lady of the Manor 00:08
Well, one never knows when one will be taken by the vapors,
I suppose we have what your gambling addicted customers - Lady of the Manor 00:06
I suppose we have what your gambling addicted customers
A deal, but only if you stop referring to me as a prostitute. - Lady of the Manor 00:06
A deal, but only if you stop referring to me as a prostitute...
- I will indeed. - Thank you. - Lady of the Manor 00:04
- I will indeed. - Thank you.
Whenever I would have guests over to the manor, - Lady of the Manor 00:11
Whenever I would have guests over to the manor,
So, anyway. Right this way. - Lady of the Manor 00:05
So, anyway. Right this way.
So a lady should walk as though her entire body - Lady of the Manor 00:06
So a lady should walk as though her entire body
Bread-making is an art that a lady should do well to master. - Lady of the Manor 00:05
Bread-making is an art that a lady should do well to master.
Diction is very important. - Lady of the Manor 00:04
Diction is very important.
It's not funny, Hannah. Diction. - Lady of the Manor 00:04
It's not funny, Hannah. Diction.