Say, that *is* simple!

Beaver:
Ah-ah-ah, busy sonny, busy! Gotta slide this sycamore to the - ung - swamp!Tramp:But this'll only take a second of your time...Beaver:Only a second! Listen, listen sonny, you realize every second, seventy centimeters of water is wasted over that spillway?Tramp:Yeah, but...Beaver:Gotta get this log movin', sonny, gotta get it movin'! T'ain't the cuttin' take's the time, it's the doggone haulin'!Tramp: The hauling! Exactly! Now, what you need is...Beaver: Better bisect this section here...Tramp:What you need is a log puller.Tramp:I SAID A LOG PULLER!Beaver:I ain't deef, sonny. There's no need to... Did you say log puller?Tramp: Haha, and by lucky coincidence, you see before you, modeled by the lovely little lady, the new, improved, patented, handy-dandy, never-fail little giant log puller. The busy beaver's friend!Beaver:You don't say!Tramp:Guaranteed not to wear, tear, rip or ravel. Turn around, sister, and show the customer the merchandise. And it cuts log-hauling time Sixty-six percent!Beaver:Sixty-six percent, eh? Figure that! Well, how's it work?Tramp: Why, it's no work at all! You merely slip this ring over the limb like this, and haul it off!Beaver:Uh, say, d'you mind if I slip it on for size?Tramp:Help yourself, friend, help yourself!Beaver:Okay! Hehe. Don't mind if I do! Uh... how'd'ya get the carn-starnded thing off, sonny?Tramp:Glad you brought that up, friend, glad you brought that up! To remove it, simply place the strap between your teeth...Beaver:Like this?Tramp:Kee-rect, friend. Now bite HARD!Tramp:You see?Lady:It's off!Beaver:Say, that *is* simple!