I'm sorry about your deputy... whenever someone dies, I always feel like it's such a waste...
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Hector Cyr:
[after the death of a deputy]
I'm sorry about your deputy... whenever someone dies, I always feel like it's such a waste that I didn't know them any better.
Sheriff Hank Keough:
[sarcastic]
I'm sorry for your loss, Hector.
Hector Cyr:
That's not really what I meant.
Sheriff Hank Keough:
[shaking his head]
His head was just... bitten off.
Hector Cyr:
I used to have a recurring nightmare that I was headless. I'd be down on the ground looking up at my headless body, watching myself walk around the yard bumping into things, and my parents wouldn't let me in the house because they'd just bought all these antique lamps didn't want me to knock them over, the fuckers. Then the neighborhood kids came by, saw my severed head lying on the ground and started a game of kickball, and as I was being kicked around, I actually just felt grateful for being allowed in the game... What are your thoughts?
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Sorry for your loss Hector
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Not really what I meant
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Head was just
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bitten off
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You know I used to have a recurring nightmare
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that I was headless
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I'd be down on the ground
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looking up at my body no head
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just walking around bumping into everything
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And my parents
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wouldn't let me in the house
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Because they just bought all these antique lamps
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and they didn't want me to knock them over
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the fuckers
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 150
Timestamp in movie: 00h 41m 07s
Uploaded: 17 November, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, horror
Summary: Three people attempt to stop a gigantic crocodile, who is terrorizing residents in Black Lake, Maine.
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Actors
00:14 She tell you that we had sex together
00:11 You hurt his feelings
00:05 Oh God
00:09 Well dig him up if you don't believe me
00:14 Come on Hector I know you're crazy
00:31 So does nobody ever make a move in Maine
00:26 It's not a science trip
00:28 Uh one thing I wanted to ask you
00:09 I'm rooting for the crocodile
00:21 He bit me
00:17 We're doing the right thing
00:38 Would be thrown to the crocodiles
00:06 Mosquitoes I got a thing about mosquitoes
00:07 Oh I got a thing about worms
00:09 I got a thing about ticks
00:21 He thinks they're godly
00:13 Let's not overlook the fact that he didn't eat me
00:14 Shoot him
00:05 Come and get it
00:26 The tooth is in here