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A $2,800 mushroom

A $2,800 mushroom. Wow. It's not a mushroom. It's a delicacy. And I was so closeto tasting...

Landman • S02E01 • 2024

A $2,800 mushroom. Wow. It's not a mushroom. It's a delicacy. And I was so closeto tasting it. I got another one you can taste after you cleanall this shit up. Honey, why don't we justskip the crazy and go right to the sex we both know we're gonna haveafter the crazy? Where's the fun in that? Well, then it's justall fun. See? We just do the fun part

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A 2 800 mushroom Wow

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It's not a mushroom

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It's a delicacy

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And I was so close to tasting it

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I got another one you can taste

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after you clean all this shit up

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Honey why don't we just skip the crazy

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and go right to the sex

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we both know we're gonna have after the crazy

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Where's the fun in that

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Well then it's just all fun See

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We just do the fun part

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2 800 dollars le champignon

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C'est pas un champignon

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C'est un mets raffiné

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Et j'étais à deux doigts d'y goûter

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Tu pourras goûter autre chose quand t'auras tout nettoyé

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Si on zappait les crises pour passer directement au cul

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vu qu'on sait comment ça finit

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Mais où serait le plaisir

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Il y aurait que du plaisir justement

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On se concentre sur le plaisir

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2 800 dollari un fungo

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Wow

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Non è solo un fungo Tommy

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È una leccornia

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E io stavo quasi per assaggiarla

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Ne ho un'altra da farti assaggiare dopo che avrai sistemato

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Tesoro saltiamo la follia e andiamo diretti al sesso

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che sappiamo faremo dopo la follia E dove sta il divertimento

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Nel fare la parte divertente giusto

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La parte divertente e basta

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Un hongo de 2 800 dólares Guau

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No es un hongo

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Es un manjar

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Y estuve tan cerca de probarlo

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Tengo otro que podrás probar

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después de que limpies toda esta mierda

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Cariño por qué no nos saltamos la locura

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E ir directo al sexo que ambos

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sabemos que vamos a tener después de la locura

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Dónde está la diversión en eso

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Bueno entonces todo será divertido Ver

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Sólo hacemos la parte divertida

Available in 4 languages

Duration

37 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:45:01

Uploaded

Feb 03, 2026

Season

2

Episode

1

Genres

Production

Bosque Ranch Productions,101 Studios,MTV Entertainment Studios,Texas Monthly,Imperative Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A modern-day tale of fortune seeking in the world of West Texas oil rigs.