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Landman

Hmm? A long time ago,I don't remember. But I know we dated each otherfor quite a while...

Landman S01E07 2024
Hmm? A long time ago,I don't remember. But I know we dated each otherfor quite a while before I didany shit like that... Yeah, well, Mama said you hadher in the back seat of your car within ten minutesof seeing her. And if she had knownwhere your car was parked, it would've cut five minutesoff that time. Those things are gonna kill you. Well, I hope they do it tonight. Let me tell you something. When I was a little kid,I wanted a chimpanzee. You know why I wanted one? I wanted to dress him upin a little sailor suit, a little western outfitand shit like you see on TV. Well, I grew up and realized that what they really fucking do is they rip your nuts out and bitehalf your fucking face off and throw shit at you. Do you know what I mean? No. Well... ♪ exciting music ♪ ♪♪♪

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Hmm
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A long time ago I don't remember
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But I know we dated each other for quite a while
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before I did any shit like that
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Yeah well Mama said you had her in the back seat of your car
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within ten minutes of seeing her
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And if she had known where your car was parked
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it would've cut five minutes off that time
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lighter opens
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Those things are gonna kill you
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Well I hope they do it tonight
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Let me tell you something
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When I was a little kid I wanted a chimpanzee
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You know why I wanted one
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I wanted to dress him up in a little sailor suit
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a little western outfit and shit like you see on TV
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Well I grew up and realized
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that what they really fucking do
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is they rip your nuts out
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and bite half your fucking face off
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and throw shit at you
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Do you know what I mean
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No
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Well
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exciting music
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Duration
55 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:30
Uploaded
Jan 12, 2026
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
Production
Bosque Ranch Productions,101 Studios,MTV Entertainment Studios,Texas Monthly,Imperative Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A modern-day tale of fortune seeking in the world of West Texas oil rigs.