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Landman

Listen, I got to piss, okay? You want me to piss my fucking pants? I'm about to piss...

Landman • S01E01 • 2024
Listen, I got to piss, okay? You want me to piss my fucking pants? I'm about to piss my
fucking pants, all right?

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.051
Listen, I got to piss, okay?
00:00:02.534 --> 00:00:05.038
You want me to piss my fucking pants?
00:00:05.404 --> 00:00:08.183
I'm about to piss my fucking pants, all right?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
108
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:46
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
drama
Production
Bosque Ranch Productions,101 Studios,MTV Entertainment Studios,Texas Monthly,Imperative Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A modern-day tale of fortune seeking in the world of West Texas oil rigs.
S01 • E02 ♪ slow, mournful music ♪ ♪♪♪ - Landman 00:06
♪ slow, mournful music ♪ ♪♪♪
S01 • E06 ♪ "If Today Doesn't Do Me In" by Ian Noe ♪ ♪♪♪ - Landman 00:06
♪ "If Today Doesn't Do Me In" by Ian Noe ♪ ...
S01 • E03 ♪ Another hundred miles ♪ ♪ In the pouring rain ♪ - Landman 00:06
♪ Another hundred miles ♪ ♪ In the pouring rain ♪
S02 • E03 There! There! One o'clock. ♪ Well, I was born with a travelin' bone ♪ ♪ Can't hang around - Landman 00:29
There! There! One o'clock. ♪ Well, I was born with a...
S01 • E03 ♪ Is it worth all the time ♪ ♪ I've spent away ♪ ♪ Another dark night ♪ ♪ On the interstate... - Landman 00:39
♪ Is it worth all the time ♪ ♪ I've spent away ♪ ♪...
S01 • E06 ♪ In a heavy rain standing ♪ ♪ Off an old county road ♪ ♪ Beside a high rolling river so swift ♪ ♪ There was a hitchhiking stranger ♪ ♪ Quite pale from the cold ♪ ♪ On a cane, trying to t - Landman 00:39
♪ In a heavy rain standing ♪ ♪ Off an old county road ♪ ♪...
S02 • E07 - Uh, who the fuck are you? - Landman 00:24
- Uh, who the fuck are you?
S02 • E04 ♪ Ooh, baby, baby, baby ♪ ♪ Why you gonna treat me this way? ♪ ♪ You know I'm still your lover boy ♪ ♪ I still feel the same way ♪ ♪ That's when she told me a story ♪ ♪ About free milk and a cow ♪ ♪ And said, " - Landman 00:29
♪ Ooh, baby, baby, baby ♪ ♪ Why you gonna treat me this way?...
S01 • E03 This is so weird. - Landman 00:19
This is so weird.
S01 • E04 Hey, we're at the courthouse, right? - Landman 01:02
Hey, we're at the courthouse, right?
S02 • E03 Sumbitches are tough, ain't they? - Landman 00:08
Sumbitches are tough, ain't they?
S02 • E06 ♪ I want to know your loving ♪ ♪ I want to know it true ♪ ♪ Sundowns and sunrises ♪ - Landman 00:10
♪ I want to know your loving ♪ ♪ I want to know it true ♪ ♪...
S02 • E02 Got to shut the well and activate the BOP. - Landman 00:10
Got to shut the well and activate the BOP.
S02 • E07 Nice. What are you doing, sneaking fucking hotel workers in here for? I was trying to surprise you w - Landman 01:00
Nice. What are you doing, sneaking fucking hotel workers in...
S01 • E06 ♪ "Right up to the spotlight ♪ ♪ Drinking all that Coke and gin ♪ Hey. - Landman 00:54
♪ "Right up to the spotlight ♪ ♪ Drinking all that ...
S01 • E07 Well, I'll tell you what, I've seen some terrible ideas in my day. - Landman 00:31
Well, I'll tell you what, I've seen some terrible...
S01 • E03 Surprise! - Landman 01:02
Surprise!
S02 • E10 It is gonna be a scorcher. Hundred and nine. Yeah, in the shade, no less. "Surface of the sun" hot. "Fry an egg on the pavement" hot. Hotter than a two-dollar... Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Landman 00:25
It is gonna be a scorcher. Hundred and nine. Yeah, in the...
S02 • E06 That shit's gonna kill you, you know. - Landman 00:43
That shit's gonna kill you, you know.
S02 • E02 ♪ To put it plain, I just don't like you ♪ ♪ I never really have and I never really did ♪ ♪ And if there ever come a time I got rabies ♪ ♪ You're high on my bitin' list ♪ ♪ Seizure fraught spinal rot ♪ ♪ I'd want to b - Landman 00:59
♪ To put it plain, I just don't like you ♪ ♪ I never...