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What did you do?

What did you do? Well, I'll tell you this, uh... not even as a joke... don't ever put your...

Landman • S02E07 • 2024

What did you do? Well, I'll tell you this, uh... not even as a joke... don't ever put your dickin a woman's omelet. To be honest, son, the thought has never crossedmy fucking mind

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What did you do

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Well I'll tell you this uh

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not even as a joke

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don't ever put your dick in a woman's omelet

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To be honest son the thought

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has never crossed my fucking mind

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Ma che hai fatto

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Beh

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ti dico questo

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mai mettere il cazzo nell'omelette di una donna neanche per scherzo

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Sinceramente figliolo il pensiero non mi ha mai sfiorato

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Qué hiciste

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Bueno te diré esto

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ni siquiera como broma

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nunca metas tu pene en el omelet de una mujer

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Para serte honesto hijo

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ese pensamiento nunca me pasó por la maldita cabeza

Available in 4 languages

Duration

16 seconds

Views

19

Timestamp in Movie

00:17:53

Uploaded

Feb 03, 2026

Season

2

Episode

7

Genres

Production

Bosque Ranch Productions,101 Studios,MTV Entertainment Studios,Texas Monthly,Imperative Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A modern-day tale of fortune seeking in the world of West Texas oil rigs.