And they be sending me messages like, "Greetings, beloved." "My name is Ulysses." "That's...
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And they be sending me messages like, "Greetings, beloved." "My name is Ulysses." "That's right!
The last Ulysses alive on planet Earth." "All other Ulysses died
in the Great Black & Mild War of 1964." "Anyway, I am electric mailing you
this evening..." "...to inquire if you might join me
on a Cadillac ride to a crab cake dinner." "I know a place with pictures
of Barack Obama in the menu, so you know it's good." "Sound enticing?
Call me on my house phone." "I'm terrified of technology."
The last Ulysses alive on planet Earth." "All other Ulysses died
in the Great Black & Mild War of 1964." "Anyway, I am electric mailing you
this evening..." "...to inquire if you might join me
on a Cadillac ride to a crab cake dinner." "I know a place with pictures
of Barack Obama in the menu, so you know it's good." "Sound enticing?
Call me on my house phone." "I'm terrified of technology."
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And they be sending me messages like,
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"Greetings, beloved."
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"My name is Ulysses."
00:00:08.757 --> 00:00:12.553
"That's right!
The last Ulysses alive on planet Earth."
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"All other Ulysses died
in the Great Black & Mild War of 1964."
00:00:19.081 --> 00:00:22.605
"Anyway, I am electric mailing you
this evening..."
00:00:24.607 --> 00:00:28.944
"...to inquire if you might join me
on a Cadillac ride to a crab cake dinner."
00:00:29.999 --> 00:00:32.074
"I know a place with pictures
of Barack Obama in the menu,
00:00:32.823 --> 00:00:34.116
so you know it's good."
00:00:35.868 --> 00:00:38.454
"Sound enticing?
Call me on my house phone."
00:00:39.913 --> 00:00:41.915
"I'm terrified of technology."
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Movie Summary
Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
