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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

And yet here I was, standing in front of a woman willing to give me more nuggetsthan I've...

And yet here I was, standing in front of a woman willing to give me more nuggets
than I've ever experienced in my life

Full Transcript

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And yet here I was,
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standing in front of a woman
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willing to give me more nuggets than I've ever experienced in my life.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:13
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
And I swear to God, in that moment, in that exact moment, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
And I swear to God, in that moment, in that exact moment,
Yeah, not to just run away and start a new life. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Yeah, not to just run away and start a new life.
The McDonald's lady isn't going to make me fold fitted sheets - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
The McDonald's lady isn't going to make me fold fi...
She'll give me nuggets, then she'll give me nasty McDonald's sex. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
She'll give me nuggets, then she'll give me nasty ...
It's just sex and nuggets and sex and nuggets - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
It's just sex and nuggets and sex and nuggets
And maybe, hear me out, y'all, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
And maybe, hear me out, y'all,
No, you're right. Maybe that's the dream we should all be chasing. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
No, you're right. Maybe that's the dream we should...
It is. That's not political slant. You don't gotta agree with it. It is. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
It is. That's not political slant. You don't gotta...
This grown Black man being like, "Kick me in the dick, Johnny Knoxville." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
This grown Black man being like, "Kick me in the dick, ...
But here's a ray of sunshine I offer you before we go home this evening. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
But here's a ray of sunshine I offer you before we go h...
The other day, I read an article - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
The other day, I read an article
She ain't seeing nobody. She got all them nuggets everywhere. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
She ain't seeing nobody. She got all them nuggets every...
She kept this box of Chicken McNuggets, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
She kept this box of Chicken McNuggets,
Them little things that be growing on Morgan Freeman's face. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Them little things that be growing on Morgan Freeman's ...
Those old, little nigga chocolate chips he got popping up everywhere. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Those old, little nigga chocolate chips he got popping up ev...
And I read that article and I thought to myself, "Holy shit." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:15
And I read that article and I thought to myself, "Holy ...
Maybe all these suggestions of eternity and everlasting are bullshit. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Maybe all these suggestions of eternity and everlasting are ...
Maybe we should just be eating what we want, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Maybe we should just be eating what we want,
Just beating our meat to the green one, 'cause she got eyelashes and we like that. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Just beating our meat to the green one, 'cause she got ...
Maybe the only forever we can guarantee - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
Maybe the only forever we can guarantee