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And keep in mind, I once met Forest Whitaker
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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

And keep in mind,I once met Forest Whitaker in line at an IHOP

And keep in mind,
I once met Forest Whitaker in line at an IHOP

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And keep in mind, I once met Forest Whitaker
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in line at an IHOP.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:56
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
Ghost Dog. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Ghost Dog.
This is how it happened, right? I was in line, minding my business, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
This is how it happened, right? I was in line, minding my bu...
And then the woman behind the register, she looked at him, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:14
And then the woman behind the register, she looked at him,
He was taken aback. He looked at her as if to say, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
He was taken aback. He looked at her as if to say,
She just looked right back at him and rolled her neck as if to say, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:32
She just looked right back at him and rolled her neck as if ...
He goes, "Oh shit! Forest Whitaker?" - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
He goes, "Oh shit! Forest Whitaker?"
And I'll never forget it, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:12
And I'll never forget it,
Because you and I, every single person in this room, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
Because you and I, every single person in this room,
It's almost unfair to ask you to compare your greatest joys to another. It's... - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
It's almost unfair to ask you to compare your greatest ...
Look, hey, I've gotten pussy and Cinnabon in the same night. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Look, hey, I've gotten pussy and Cinnabon in the same n...
Last year, for my birthday, right, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Last year, for my birthday, right,
And then, we went to a public park, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
And then, we went to a public park,
You understand? That's how I celebrated my 35th birthday. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
You understand? That's how I celebrated my 35th birthda...
And I'll be honest, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
And I'll be honest,
The players, they had worked hard to organize themselves - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:18
The players, they had worked hard to organize themselves
Some rowdy eighth graders showed up - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Some rowdy eighth graders showed up
Stuff that didn't even make sense. I was sitting on a bench like, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:34
Stuff that didn't even make sense. I was sitting on a b...
And I guess I'm cautious to call him a left fielder - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
And I guess I'm cautious to call him a left fielder
But the office manager in left field, he missed an easy pop fly, right? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
But the office manager in left field, he missed an easy pop ...
I stood up and I shouted, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
I stood up and I shouted,